Every man I've slept with is either

[SarahB]

1. unappreciative
2. non-existent
3. or both

Don't mind me, it's time for Sarah's angst ridden girly moment guised in copycat thread form! :grr:

[RetroLounge]

1. non-existent how soon after?

just asking...

:hi:

RL

[SarahB]

3. No one's ever done that.

I meant something else.

[RetroLounge]

8. I knew that...

RL

[NightTrain]

2. OK, I have to ask.

How can you sleep with a non-existent man? :shrug:

[SarahB]

5. more like

an existent man with nonexistent sex

[BlueJazz]

4. That's cause, baby, you haven't slept with a DU man.

We guarantee satisfaction and sensitivity !!

[SarahB]

6. Oh yeah?

:shrug:

[BlueJazz]

9. OK..I don't know from personal experience ...being straight...

...and a Male but it would seem to me that DU men would be more considerate and caring and loving than your average Guy. :)

[SarahB]

11. So who's the perfect DU man for me?

I'm curious.

[BlueJazz]

22. He might be closer than you think.

[SarahB]

23. I think he's about 2700 miles away sadly.

:cry:

[Digit]

14. Wow, thinking back, you are correct!

My best was a Dem.

Absolute worst (my ex) Repuke.
Ha, he has lots of money, big house, good job, and still can't get a woman.

[hickman1937]

7. Another Master of Your domain thread?

Do you people ever stop?

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[Tom Yossarian Joad]

12. Obviously you haven't slept with me.

Or you would have included....

(fill in blank)

[On Par]

13. Too Bad Rod Sterling Is Gone....

...There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call ... The Twilight Zone.

OP

[NightTrain]

17. It's "Serling," not "Sterling."

Just in case you're interested! ;)

[On Par]

18. Oh Yes,

I remember it well!

Then again, I'm becoming so forgetful, I can wrap my own Christmas presents.

OP

[DrGonzoLives]

19. Well, come to Chicago after next week

when I finally get my stuff moved....or play some video games, that sometimes works for me.

[HEyHEY]

20. I'd give you a big thanks if you slept with me!

Hubba hubba!

[SarahB]

21. Maybe a young, eager dude is what I'd need.

:D

[HEyHEY]

24. Badda boom!