Floogeldy
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Tue Dec-28-04 11:55 PM
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Health Reminder: Paper Money Is Dirty And Germ-Ridden |
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Can you just imagine what gets on money? It is a given that people often touch and scratch themselves and other "things" before they handle paper money. Its not a good idea to touch money and then touch your face without washing your hands first. For all you know, (DELETED FOR REFERENCE TO A BODILY FUNCTION).
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Tue Dec-28-04 11:56 PM
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My favorite. The dirtier, the better. AArrrgh.
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Tue Dec-28-04 11:57 PM
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2. American paper currency is treated with an antibacterial agent. |
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Sorry I can't remember details.
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Tue Dec-28-04 11:58 PM
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3. Isn't it true that most bills have small amounts of cocaine in them? |
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Tue Dec-28-04 11:58 PM
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4. Don't know about the paper money but coins tested for this very problem |
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not long ago and it was surprisingly clean. Wouldn't wanna suck on a quarter though.
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Wed Dec-29-04 12:02 AM
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5. Money is dirty and will make you sick |
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but I'll happily take the nasty stuff off your hands anyhow. That's just the kind of self-sacrificing person I am. ;)
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Floogeldy
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Wed Dec-29-04 12:05 AM
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I'll scour the house for the loose thousand dollar bills floating around and let you know when I have a 30 gallon trash bag full to give you. :pals:
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Wed Dec-29-04 12:05 AM
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7. Thanks for reminding me... I handle thousands of bills everyday... |
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and it is disgusting how dirty it is. We keep lots of Lysol and hand sanitizer around, and I don't touch my face until I have thouroughly washed them. Coins aren't any cleaner! *yuck!*
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Wed Dec-29-04 12:06 AM
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8. mom used to be a bank teller - |
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they'd get the money from the inmates at the nearby jail once in a while. the stories she'd tell - yikers.
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Wed Dec-29-04 12:13 AM
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using surgical gloves, place all of your filthy money in a sterile envelope and send it to ME. I'll have it dry cleaned for you and return the change. PM me for address and free postage.
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Wed Dec-29-04 12:14 AM
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10. if you're that worried, I'll be happy to sacrifice my health for you, |
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Wed Dec-29-04 12:19 AM
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11. That's exactly the reason why they invented credit cards! |
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Wed Dec-29-04 12:20 AM
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12. Don't worry. Soon you'll get one of those super-cool CHIPS! (nt) |
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Wed Dec-29-04 03:57 AM
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13. yep, I have a friend who used to be a stripper, at private bachelor |
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parties too, so those bills have been down the guests pants as well as the strippers pants and often end up with beer and whipped cream essence added. I have never looked at paper money the same again (even coins, some girls would pick up a quarter-or nickel, or even dime) with a certain area of their bodies, ahem.
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Wed Dec-29-04 04:38 AM
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14. That's ok...I dont have any anyways |
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