BY THE WAY, I am a BIG FLAMING LIBERAL

[Bouncy Ball]

Yeah, that's right. I'm as liberal as they come. I'm liberally liberal. I'm so liberal, if you look up liberal in the dictionary you'll find "SEE BOUNCY BALL." You call me liberal and you'll get a hearty thank you, a big hug and POSSIBLY a hugely slobbery kiss, too.

Oh and I LIKE SOCIALISM!!!! THat's right, so shove it up your tightly clenched asses you fucktard bush kissers, I THINK SOCIALISM'S COOL!!!!!!

It's all about the PEOPLE! It's all about the LITTLE GUY! It's about the workers! It's about power in the hands of the PEOPLE! Rock on! Solidarity!

That's right, shake in your boots, you small-minded cretins.

Guess what else? I'm a FUCKING INTELLECTUAL! That's right, I READ BOOKS, dammit. LOADS of them. Truckloads. I read so fast, you can't keep up with me, EVER. I know more right now than you can know in your life time. How's that dweebholes?

You can't be elitist, like you asshats say we are, AND believe in giving power to the people, can you? Which means bush kissers are all wrong! We aren't elitist! We're JUST SMARTER THAN YOU! And that pisses you off! HA!

Smart and compassionate, everything you aren't! Oh it makes your eyes go just SLITTY with envy doesn't it??? I can see the radioactive green of your skin all the way over here, ya fucking greedy-ass GRINCHES!

Yeah, I LIKE poor people! I hang out with people who aren't white! I think they are cool! I think we should have more elected officials who are GAY! I teach poor Hispanic kids about the POWER of the spoken and written word and the power of critical thinking and the POWER of their vote! Be afraid, titty clowns, be VERY afraid!!!!

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. Locking-no flamebait

We don't talk about politics on this board.

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Ah, very funny!

Yuk, yuk, yuk!

[frictionlessO]

3. Liberal!! now where's my big slobbery kiss!!

anticipation rocks!

[Bouncy Ball]

5. Hold still there.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM--WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

:loveya:

[frictionlessO]

7. Im... Im... Im all a flutter!!

:loveya:

mr Bouncy is a very lucky man... youre an absolutely delicious kisser!

[Bouncy Ball]

14. Oh geez

and I didn't even use tongue!

Thanks!

:P

[bettyellen]

4. titty clowns? i have heard of titty pillows, but clowns?

the pillows are so older urban women can hang out the window and watch whats going on in the street!

[Bouncy Ball]

6. Oh I use them to lean on my computer desk!

Eh, I was just making up names for the stupid bush kissing weasel toads.

[FizzFuzz]

10. easy on the toads, there, BB

I love toads!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. SING IT SISTER!! Woooohoooo!

:yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

[Bouncy Ball]

15. No YOU rock

you HUGE liberal WOMAN. (No I didn't mean YOU were huge, I meant you are hugely liberal!)

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. LMAO! I figured, but thanks for clearing that up!

Liberals rock so...



:P

[FizzFuzz]

9. YEAHHHH You GO, O Bouncy One!!

I'm with ya!!
Oh and by the way, I'm a goddammm FEMINAZI too!

And I'm unrepentant!

Sexists of any stripe be they Pukes or otherwise better quail before me, cuz I'll reveal and rip away the weak foundations of any misogynistic construct.

WeeOOOOO!

[Bouncy Ball]

12. I'M A FEMINAZI TOO!

AND I'm a HUMANIST!!! I don't allow man bashing either!

That REALLY spins their heads!

[FizzFuzz]

19. I just like to shoot down shitty logic! And sexism depends on shitty logic

I've pissed off some folks, I do believe....

bummer. ;)

I may have engaged in man bashing. I'm not sure; if a guy is slagging every woman he talks about in a sports-type article, trashing women sexually, bringing up women in the article only in order to bimbonify them and then heap contempt on them, am I man-bashing by referring to his arrogant dick-swinging self that needs to have his job shoved up his ass?

also I'm an anti-pro-natalist and rabid overpopulation ranter, and that reallly pisses people off!

[saracat]

11. Me too, Bouncy Ball ! I am so liberal that I overwhelm myself with

abundance and generosity! I want everyone, and I mean everyone not just the Bushistas to have lots of everything! Wait a minute..Maybe not EVERYONE. The Bushistas may have to make up a bit for all they have taken. Can you say "Taxes for the rich" ? I love you Bouncy Ball! Hugs:hug:

[Bouncy Ball]

13. I love you too you great big flaming liberal cat!

The bushies already DO have everything, so they don't need everything!

I want to give every poor family a home. And a computer. With DU set as the home page, ROCK ON!

[4morewars]

16. May I buy you a latte ?

"But if by a "Liberal" they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people -- their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties -- someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a "Liberal," then I'm proud to say I'm a 'Liberal.'"
JFK

[Bouncy Ball]

17. God I love that man.

And hell yeah you can buy me a latte!!!! Let's smoke exotic things and talk about revolution, ok?