Rush Limbaugh's car breaks down in front of the Clinton's house.

[romantico]

Okay, write this comedy sketch! Rush & his lovely wife Marta are in NY & are out driving in their rented car.Its in the middle of a nast thunder storm & their car breaks down in fron of the Clinton's.So, Rush & his wife knocks on the door & Bill answers.RUsh looks terrified as Bill politely invites them in to dry off.

Hilary cries out, "Bill? Who's at the door?" Bill replies, "Uh,...its the Limbaugh's" We hear something crash as Hilary walks out from the kitchen.Rush explains the problem & uses their phone.He comes back into the living room & sits down.He explains that AAA is having lots of calls tonight so it may be 2 hours before a towtruck comes.Hilary serves coffeee as the four stare at each other.

Okay, what happens next?

[Darth_Kitten]

1. Hilary brings in some cookies....

she just baked, but the Limbaughs decline, as they are trying to get over their carbohydrate addictions, does Hilary have any celery sticks in the fridge? Why, yes, we do.....Rush gets up, oh, LET ME, HIlary, you've been on your feet ALL DAY....and I so respect working women........

Rush goes into the kitchen, and the pet cockatiel :evilgrin:, deliriously high on a sugar rush from the oatmeal cookies, swoops over and ATTACKS Rush (you ain't getting MY goodies, the bird says to himself in birdie language)
Rush is startled by the attack and nearly blinded from the snow of birdie feathers, that he stumbles out the door to get some air..(hypocritically grabbing a couple of cookies as he's flailing about)....the birdie locks the door behind him ;)

outside awaits.....a nearly nekid Ann Coulter, (ugh, cough) who's been lying in wait with binoculars, and Rush goes into shock.


Too bad nobody in the house cares. The end.

(yes, I need my morning coffee) :evilgrin:

[romantico]

2. Hey,

I like that!

[Darth_Kitten]

3. It's the PG version......

The Restricted version is a little too raunchy (and some would say, just plain SICK)
:evilgrin:

[alfredo]

5. the X version would have Bill, Hillary, and Marta

doing the nasty while Rush and Ann look through the window.

[Darth_Kitten]

10. The bird talks......

The bird, who DOES hold a grudge (Rush stole some of his treats!!!) "leaks" the news of the Rush visit/run in with the nearly nekid Ann Coulter to some of the "seedier" :evilgrin: news organizations.

Some of the more notable headlines:

No shame: Rush steals cookies from birdie's mouth :evilfrown:

Rush and Coulter in Nekid Backyard Tryst!

Bird regurgitates on CNN reporter!!

Coulter: Lying Liberal media and bird are lying. I don't secretly love the Clintons!


The talk at FreeRepublic is that the bird was trained by the "evil" Hilary to make Rush look bad. :eyes: How many cockatiels know how to lock doors? Huh huh? Flaming nutcase lefty birdie.........I mean it eats homemade oatmeal cookies? Oatmeal lovin' commie. :evilgrin: And NO, Rush didn't grab those cookies, the bird is a LIAR!!!!!!!! :eyes:

Animal rights organizations step in. Cockatiels are NOT like dittoheads, they are intelligent creatures who know how to tell the truth. :thumbsup:
Playboy wants to interview the bird.....just what did you see through the window, birdie? Did Coulter jump Rush? :puke:

[realFedUp]

4. The Secret Service

drive them to the local Denny's to wait it out.

[asjr]

6. rush

All of you just made my day. I can start my day with a great laugh.

[romantico]

8. I was thinking

about Rush telling Bill how great of a President he was & much he wished he was back in office & how all those jokes & digs were just politics & stuff like that.

Monday Ruhs tells his viewer's how he gave Clinton an earful & how CLinton said, "Yes sir, your right.May I have another?"

NY Post reports it in page six giving 2 pages to the story on how Bill & Hill tampered with Rush's car & it was suppose to explode,etc.

[jus_the_facts]

7. The AAA guys that eventually arrive are a couple ex-troopers from Arkansas

....the ones who were so helpful in covering up all the killing that had to be carried out down there and such...you remember them don't you....well this was thier last mission for Bill....and the fucktard and his *ahem* *wife* were disappeard forever and ever AMEN!! :evilgrin:

[Swede]

9. He ain't my brother, he's heavy

[10digits]

11. Rush trys

to explain that he is really not an asshole and all the putrid lies were "just entertainment". "I mean you got to give ME a break".

[44g]

12. Bill and Hilary would be nice to the pathetic cyst of a butt muscle

There would be a chocolate lab in the house tuned in to Bill's vibe and rip the zit out of Rush's sphincter for good.

[Zuni]

13. Rush, in a fit of panic

eats the family pets. After he collpses, Rush's wife is seduced by Bill.
It ends as Chelsea arrives home.

[Zuni]

14. Rush sweats it out

trying to explain he really didn't call the Clintons murderers and rapists--they were on air skits.