Let's conspire to give Underpants a hoagie.

[short bus president]

I'll be heading up to DC for the coronation. I'll drive right through his part of VA on the way there, and on the way back. I need a volunteer from Philly to bring a hoagie to the anti-coronation party, so I can hurl it out the window in UP's general direction on my way home from the shindig. Who's in?

Ooh - have 'em put the oil in a jar rather than on the sammich. No sense in having it get gooey before it makes it down to VA. It might arrive as "just a sandwich."

[JimmyJazz]

1. Wait a second!

I thought you said the best hoagies could be purchased in Tuscon - have you had a change of heart?

[short bus president]

2. My people are in Tucson right now,

procuring a desert hoagie for me. I will have it in my hands on New Year's Day. 3 feet of it. Too bad they don't freeze and store - I could bring some to the anti-coronation party. Ooh - and Underpants could be an impartial judge to decide once and for all if the Tucson hoagie is worthy of the name. ;-)

[underpants]

3. It's just a sammich

:bounce:

Okay get me one and I will meet you and we will split it.

[JimmyJazz]

4. If it's just a sammich...

why are you bouncing?

[short bus president]

5. It's a date.

I'll be driving back through on the 21st, prolly in the early afternoon. Give me an exit number, and I'll meet you there, bearing sammich. En garde!