CAPTION this fish story

[eileen_d]

(let me tell you, the Bush/Putin photos are caption-ripe!)



Putin: "Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining, George..."

[44g]

1. Right Commander Pretzel and mine looks like the steeple on St. Peter's.

[Zuni]

2. I am telling you

the sandwiches are this big. They are f-in huge, Vlad. Get the Philly steak and cheese. You must be tired of beets and cabbage.

[Zuni]

3. How many people did you kill

with your bare hands when you were in the KGB?

[7th_Sephiroth]

4. I swear

the stack of money i stole from those retired people was this thick.

[TroubleMan]

5. So I was holding Tim Russert's head like this......

and I said "Tell me I'm bigger than Clinton!!"

[rock]

6. What? I need some string to assemble "Jacob's Ladder"

[cosmicdot]

7. W: No, I'm telling you, they can be as small as a breadbox

... and, Iraq is about the size of California but more compact-like and more like Arizona in places ... and, in every home there could be a kitchen; and, wow ... I mean, think about that ... it could take 4 years before we find what we thought was there ... meanwhile, somebody has to keep the oil business going ... I know back when I looked into your soul, I was a bit cocky, thinking we had you by the nads ... but, I've changed ... really, trust me ... I need your help, buddy ... pooty-poot ... are you in or not?

[skip fox]

8. W. is saying, "Okay, not the Caped Crusaders. How 'bout

The Magnificant Two and we could have little command boxes that have lights in and gagets that make us invisible and we can see like cats in the night? . . . . No? . . . Okay, How 'bout The Terror Avengers and we could have motorcycles that go up the sides of buildings and stuff . . . maybe webs that come out of your hands? . . . No? . . . Then how 'bout . . ." And on, and on, and on. . . .

[Zuni]

9. I swear

that dude in the locker room had one that was this long. I said, hey, John Holmes, stay away from my daughter.