My Cramps are KILLING Me! please distract me....ugh,,,

[La Lioness Priyanka]

:cry:

:cry:


:cry:

[Jack_Dawson]

1. Thanks for sharing?

Take a Vike - you'll feel better.

[redqueen]

2. Look! Kitty caught a mouse!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. thanks redqueen...thats so cute

[redqueen]

9. You're welcome. :)

Hungry?

[arcane1]

3. I'm trying

:cry:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. i know

:loveya:

[Blue-Jay]

4. Try some motrin and bourbon.

And jog around the block with no clothes on.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. umm ok....its bloody cold here though

[Blue-Jay]

13. Cold enough to forget your cramps, I'll warrant.

[Aristus]

18. Lionness would look very cute jogging in the nude!

:+

[arcane1]

21. indeed

:loveya:

[Aristus]

32. Oh shut up! Some guys don't have to dream........

:D B-)

[bahrbearian]

5. There's a big spider right next to you.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. eeep

[Khephra]

8. For a minute I read the header as...

"The Cramps" are killing me!



At least that would make for an interesting death.

:evilgrin:

(How's that for distraction?)

:evilgrin:

[Lex]

11. Take 2 Alleve.

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I've done that for years during the 1st day or so (as needed) and the Alleve has never bothered me in the least, but it makes the cramps go bye-bye.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

15. ok will try

[LiberalEsto]

14. Shiatsu pressure point for cramps

put your pinkie against your inner ankle bone, laying your hand so the index finger is toward the knee. Immediately above the index finger, on a line from the ankle bone, there is a spot you can press that will help the cramps a bit. Usually the spot that requires pressure may be slightly tender when you press it. Apply steady pressure with an index finger or thumb for 30 sec. at a time and see if that helps a bit.


I posted this on another thread form someone, and she said it seemed to help her. Good luck.

[Maddy McCall]

31. It was me, and indeed it helped.

Thanks for that! :-)

[Book Lover]

16. Here's your survival kit

Hot tea:


Chocolate:

[Ilsa]

17. That first line is great for telemarketers, really.

Then you ask them what you should do about them, what to take, how to prevent them, and moan ALOT. They'll gladly hang up on you.

I loved warm tea if I got crampy, which admittedly has always been a rare event for me. I think the caffeine helps a little also.

[lapislzi]

19. Best cure I know for cramps?

An orgasm. If you can get your mind around one. You relax, you feel better, you go to sleep. That endorphin rush is good for just about anything.

Feel better!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. at work. non-orgasm friendly workplace....

:cry:

[B Calm]

22. Take a couple aqua seltzers and quit bitching!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. soon as you get a life i will quit bitching!

how about that?


also did you mean alka seltzer?

[bigwillq]

23. Hope you feel better

Since I am not a female I have no suggestions to offer that might get rid of your cramps.


:hug: This is the best I could do.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

24. thanks bigwillq

[Maddy McCall]

26. I was there yesterday, sister.

Can't give you much advice---hope you feel better soon, though. :(

[WoodrowFan]

27. try some pepto

and lay off the Mexian food.

huh?

what?

ohhh, THOSE kinda cramps...

(blush)

umm, well, ahem.


nevermind.....

[musiclawyer]

28. Start taking flaxseed oil daily

Make sure its organic, and keep refrigerated. You cannot heat it. It will either take the edge off or get rid of cramps completely. I've heard too many first hand testimonials to say dismiss this approach ...... Stuff is good for a lot of other reasons too.

[blue neen]

29. Well, if it makes you feel any better--

I just left the beautician's without getting my hair cut because she was having the same problem you are. I felt so bad for her I told her to go home--the hair can wait until tomorrow.

Here's hoping that you get to go home soon, too! :hi:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

30. thanks...

[Jean Louise Finch]

33. Might be hard to pull off at work

But if you can, just close your office door. Lie down on your back, bend your knees with your feet flat on the floor about hip-width apart, and raise your pelvis and hips up off the ground. Slowly lower and repeat.

I tell you, it works like a charm.

[MisterP]

34. Wilson!

http://www.mikesnewsquips.freeservers.com/ph1,4,01wilson.jpg