Damn if I eat anymore of these

[MichaelHarris]

Mrs Field's honey buns I'm going to have 2 sets of arm pits.

I apoligize if this post was harmful to any of the following groups: people with eating disorders, people without eating disorders, anyone associated with the Mrs Fields Bakery, Mrs Fields and all her descendents, anyone with the last name of Fields, any wheat farmers,all Arm Pit challenged people such as Laura Flyn Boyle, people who want to eat Laura Flyn Boyle, people who think they want to eat Laura Flyn Boyle but in reality only want to use her as a shrimp skewer, all people with more chins that a Chinese phone book, all the people in China, anyone named Cleetus (seriously we should all apoligize to Cleetus), and finally to all the people of the earth and it's surrounding galaxies.

The two pillars of 'political correctness' are, 1) willful
ignorance, and 2) a steadfast refusal to face the truth"