The Kremlin Comedian of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"And France has got its head so far up its ass, that it has to open its mouth just to tell the time. (Bush: cackle, cackle, cackle.) . . . Stop me if you've heard this one, There was this pregnant nun, a porcupine, and Charles de Gaulle . . . (Bush: snort, wheeze, cackle, pop) . . . and the nun says to de Gaulle . . . (Bush: sputter, blast, cortle whoop.) . . . 'Excuse me, but aren't you a frog?' (Bush : bing, bleep, whirlly snort, blat!) . . ." And on, and on, and on. . . .

[Squibbie]

1. Bend over, George.

I was a proctologist before I was in the KGB.



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[skip fox]

2. Welcome to DU, Ishles!

:toast:

[Squibbie]

5. Glad you noticed I

am a newbie, skip fox. I love it here. I don't know where
I have been not to have found you guys sooner. I could have
saved thousands of dollars in shrink bills.

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[Zuni]

3. Putin: George let me give you some advice

Bush: huh
Putin: In Chechnya, when we were faced with an insurgency, we just started levelling cities. Think about that when you meet with the NSC on Iraq.
Bush: Har har. sounds like a plan, Vlad.

[Zuni]

4. pull my finger george

Bush: ha ha. People actually think we are discussing important issues. So, how were those call girls we got for you last night? If Laura wasn't around, I would have joined in!!

[TroubleMan]

6. Bush singing: "Where is pointer, where is pointer?"

Putin singing: "Here I am, Here I am.."

[TroubleMan]

7. With this finger...

I can destroy all of old Europe with a bush of a button.

Bush: "Ooohh!!! I wanna see!!! I like 'new-cu-leer' stuff!!!:

[cosmicdot]

8. Despite V making the one point that he and only he ...

makes the rules ... W is tickled beyond delight that V agrees to play KGB Torture Chamber after midnight ...

[myomy]

9. YouÕre my kinda guy,Putie, shortern me.

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