Right-wing nutjob Laura Ingraham's search for freeper love on "match.com"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

This has been posted on DU previously, but only the photo. The details are new. The following is submitted as evidence that this woman might be more psychotic than Ann Couter and Michelle Malkin combined. PLEASE NOTE that she believes Dennis Miller is "just brilliant," and he is NOT the originator of "rebel without a clue."



http://www.hailredskins.com/vbforum/archive/index.php/t-19762

How she describes Herself

what can I say. i love ryan adams but can deal with bryan adams. an episode of seinfeld to close a night beats almost anything, though watching the guys on espn yuk it up on sports center is great too. i like intelligence and an artistic sensibility in a man, but character is even more important. and a sense of humor. so if you are a educated painter who does stand up on the side, and volunteer work as well, look me up. i used to love winter vacations, but now gravitate towards more balmy destinations. and I used to like the "rebel without a cause types" but realized they were more than likely "rebels without a clue." (stolen from dennis miller, who i think is just brilliant!) passion for work is important too. but not to the extent that it is all that a person can talk about. last, my favorite character in the wizard of oz is the cowardly lion. and though sequels are rarely worth watching, godfather II gets the nod over the original, thanks to robert de niro.

How she describes her ideal match

i am looking for someone who likes to take care of himself, and not just in a one dimensional way. some men throw themselves into work and let everything else go. others throw themselves into working out and let everything else go. i am looking for someone with a lot of interests, someone who doesn't have all the answers, and is willing to ask questions. i also like a man who stays in shape and likes to play sports more than watch sports, though an occasional game on TV is more than acceptable. i sometimes begin to wonder about a guy who never watches sports. if you can cook, that would help, because i love to eat. and if you know the difference between james joyce and william james, great. add extra bonus points if you like tommy james. and etta james.

About her matches
Seeking: Male

Age Range Between: 32 and 45

Ethnicity: Any, Black / African descent, White / Caucasian, East Indian, Asian, Hispanic / Latino, Middle Eastern, Pacific Islander, Native American, Other

Religion: Any, Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian - Other, Hindu, Jewish, Christian / LDS, Muslim / Islam, Spiritual, but not religious, Other

Education: Bachelors degree

Occupation: Any, Executive / Management, Administrative / Secretarial, Finance, Political / Government, Artistic / Musical / Writer, Sales and Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Teacher / Professor, Food Services, Legal, Medical / Dental, Labor / Construction, Transportation, Self Employed, Student, Retired, Other

Income: Any, $25,000 to $34,999, $35,000 to $49,999, $50,000 to $74,999, $75,000 to $99,999, $100,000 to $149,999, $150,000+, Less Than $24,999

About her personality

My most ideal place to live is: Loft in the city

When it comes to my space: Always clean for company

My fashion sense can best be described as: Artsy/Alternative - You're repulsed by the word FASHION, but you’re still stylin

My sense of humor tends toward: Dry/Sarcastic – Dennis Miller is a cream puff compared to me

When it comes to parties, I'd best be described as: Run-of-the-mill mingler

With free time on a day off, I would most enjoy: Something athletic or energetic

When it comes to television, I: Keep surfing indefinitely, something will turn up

When it comes to work: I always put in overtime

I attend religious services: Once a week

My political views lean toward: Conservative

When it comes to money: I spend it when I’ve got it

When I'm meeting a friend, I am generally: Fashionably late

My favorite types of music are: Alternative, Rock

[slor]

1. OH NO!!!!

She is a gemini too!!! Can I replace my sign?

[trotsky]

2. It's lonely on the right...

because all the cool, sexy, attractive people are LIBERALS!

Eat it, Ingraham!

[liberalhistorian]

3. LOL!

And believe it or not, the other side says the same thing about us; that all the good, intelligent, attractive people are conservatives and all the wimpy losers are liberals. Yeah, right!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. Different species

It's only natural that a baboon would find an opposite sex baboon more attractive than a human.

[WoodrowFan]

23. thanks for that image

Now i picture her with a big red baboon butt!!!!

[NewJeffCT]

4. Not my type, but...

I don't think the profile is that loony - she like alternative rock and her fashion sense is artsy/alternative, and seems to be open to any race or religious group.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. I just picked up on the rambling and a few of the nuances

I realize she's trying to be witty. The key word is "trying."

"i sometimes begin to wonder about a guy who never watches sports"

and

"and if you know the difference between james joyce and william james, great. add extra bonus points if you like tommy james. and etta james."

...I've known people with that kind of humor, the old Groucho Marx style of "you can leave in a huff, and if that's not soon enough, you can leave in a minute and a huff" crap.

Worked for Groucho. Doesn't work for Laura.

[underpants]

6. Laura is way hotter than those other two skanks

[NewJeffCT]

15. disagree

While I think Ingraham is hotter than Coulter, they both pale next to Malkin...

[WoodrowFan]

25. yeah but

then their inner ugly comes out and it's all over.

[NewJeffCT]

27. well...

I think Malkin has an appeal in that "evil demonic temptress" sort of way...

[WoodrowFan]

28. I wonder

I wonder if she has a snake forked tongue and if she can unhinge her jaw like a snake!

[NewJeffCT]

29. my thoughts exactly

Sort of like that evil green girl that Capt Kirk slept with on Star Trek once.

[proud2BlibKansan]

7. What's with all the missing

capital letters?

[ClintonTyree]

8. I'm not buying this as authentic...............

Ethnicity: Any, Black / African descent, White / Caucasian, East Indian, Asian, Hispanic / Latino, Middle Eastern, Pacific Islander, Native American, Other

Religion: Any, Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Christian / Catholic, Christian / Protestant, Christian - Other, Hindu, Jewish, Christian / LDS, Muslim / Islam, Spiritual, but not religious, Other

Income: Any, $25,000 to $34,999, $35,000 to $49,999, $50,000 to $74,999, $75,000 to $99,999, $100,000 to $149,999, $150,000+, Less Than $24,999

Occupation: Any, Executive / Management, Administrative / Secretarial, Finance, Political / Government, Artistic / Musical / Writer, Sales and Marketing, Technical / Science / Engineering, Teacher / Professor, Food Services, Legal, Medical / Dental, Labor / Construction, Transportation, Self Employed, Student, Retired, Other

Now way she's going to date a Palestinian Muslim, making $25,000 a year working in the food service industry. This has got to be a hoax. This b*tch wouldn't date anyone other than a member of the master race who hauls in around $250,000 at a minimum.

It all looks like bullshit to me. Cleverly disguised, but bullshit all the same.

[liberalhistorian]

10. Actually, as

someone who's been single my entire adult life, I can honestly say that a lot of people bullshit like that on their profiles because they don't want to appear to be racist and narrow-minded. They don't really have any intention of dating anyone from any race/religious/income group, but again they want to appear open-minded and tolerant. So, she probably did do that herself, especially since she figured that the public would see it and she wanted to appear in a favorable light.

[vinnievin777]

9. Gee

I wonder why she can't get a date.

Vinnie Vin
http://www.vinnievin.com


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[Bertha Venation]

11. She's not the first person on earth to seek a mate through a personal ad.

Jeez.

[vpigrad]

14. OK, so a few desperate people have...

but have you ever heard of someone rich and famous doing it? That's what's uniquely sad about this.

[Bertha Venation]

16. Why? Why is that sad?

I'd imagine it would be hard for the "rich and famous" to find someone genuine to date. Note the photo is vague. Note under "occupation" she writes "I'll tell you later." She's not flaunting her celebrity.

There's nothing sad about this except that in this country, with money being the most important thing to so many people, and with stupid tv shows like "who wants to marry a millionaire," it's got to be really hard for the rich to find someone to date who's not a gold digger.

[Warren Stupidity]

12. she left out the part

where her ideal mate has to be deaf or near-deaf. Ms. Ingraham has perhaps the most annoying voice I have ever heard on radio. I'd prefer the fingernail on chalkboard to that voice any day.

She also, I believe, claims on her radio show to be some sort of Christian, and she claims here to attend churech once a week. So my guess is that she didn't bother filling out all the selection options on her form, thus the any-race any-religion any-income any-occupation.

Too bad about the 'wants children' part. Ugh. Otherwise she isn't hideous looking. I'd do her if she'd agree to ducktape her mouth shut :-)

[ClintonTyree]

13. Yuck...............she wants children.

I've never prayed to any Deity in my life, but I will now. Oh Great Spirit, Lord, God, Allah.........anyone who's listening, please make this hideous bitch sterile. This DNA should not be replicated. Thank you, Clinton Tyree.

[Crankie Avalon]

17. I'm with those who say this is a fake...

...a particularly sneaky one in that the priority was to make it seem real rather than to be over-the-top funny, but a fake nonetheless.

[rppper]

19. hmmmmm...she's not that hard on the eyes.....

she's 37 like me...hmmmm...i think a little bit of good old liberal loving might just make her pretty little head spin the other direction....she just needs to find the right liberal man.....i bet she likes motorcycles :evilgrin: ....i think i could change her way of thinking....i'd take the chance...lol

[underpants]

22. No she isn't hard on the eyes at all

[WoodrowFan]

24. ugh

too freakin skinny!

[warrens]

30. This is a "person"

Who infiltrated a gay club meeting at Dartmouth and then outed all the kids to their parents. She's marginally attractive, but a nasty, psychopathic piece of shit.

[WoodrowFan]

32. I never heard thta before.

got a link? no, I don't doubt it, I want to know more..

[derby378]

20. Well, we COULD...

...direct her to this thread. Something tells me she might get off on this stuff.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2308365&mesg_id=2308365

[Zuni]

21. She is not nearly as bad as her other femme freep counterparts

and she is quite attractive to boot. I live in Maryland....perhaps I could be the man to change her...:spank:

[Allenberg]

26. you know...

she almost resembles Tea Leoni.

[EOTE]

31. Ryan Adams?

Why don't conservatives stick to listening to conservative artists like Lee Greenwood and Toby Keith? I hate it when republicans coopt liberal artists. Ryan Adams wouldn't give her the time of day. Tenessee Sucks!