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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:09 AM
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I have to sell my Ranger...
According to the new Ford Truck radio ad campaign, my balls aren't BIG enough to deserve the MANLY thrill of owning a Ford pick-up truck...I flunked the "test"....

Stupid shits!
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:12 AM
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1. I had to sell mine too,
Yogi made me do it.

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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:12 AM
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2. What level of testosterone
makes you think that a Ranger is a truck?

Obviously you are either a lefty who doesn't know real horsepower or some kind of a wimp.

(I drive one, too)
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:16 AM
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4. But...but...I got the BIG Vee-Six!
Yeah, I know, I'm supposed to want the big F-350 with the 600-cube Diesel...

But I think that's overkill to haul MULCH, don't you? :-)

Funny how the truck makers still think that owning a big truck tells the world that you got a big dick, when EVERYONE knows that it's exactly the opposite.....:D
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Prodemsouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:26 AM
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6. Obviously many fall for this because they sell well. all of the guys at
work, including me own trucks. I have a Dakota 4by4- Nothing wrong with trucks. I am just tired of all this ultra macho shit it looks stupid..and well I want go there because it is not politically correct.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 12:54 PM
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9. It makes me cringe.
I like to haul stuff. Can you get a yard of mulch or 4 bicycles or some flea market finds in the back of a Prius? Nope, sorry...

Chevrolet shows us that their trucks can violate every worksite safety law OSHA ever wrote, Dodge tells us "There's a new mayor in 'Trucksville'..." and now Ford's jumped on the macho bullshit bandwagon, "Buy our truck...*IF* your balls are big enuff...".

It's embarrassing.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:13 AM
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3. Here you go
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Prodemsouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:22 AM
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5. When do you think Madison Avenue, Hollowood our political culture
will get over this ultra macho phase. It intensified after the 9/11-
You see with the increased intrest in Harleys, motorcylces, Why do men - I am one feel they got so much to prove that they are a man- I am glad I don't own a Ford for the first time since I started driving.
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 10:30 AM
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7. I had two Ford pickups and three Chevy trucks.
Ford makes a better work truck as far as hauling heavy loads, but Chevy gets better mileage and ride better.
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What Is This Crap Donating Member (73 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 12:10 PM
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8. Rangers Suck
Especially 3.5 edition rangers.
d8 my ass

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