Zuni
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 10:30 AM
Original message |
Freeper 'HUAC' accuses Democrats of having sex with pets |
|
It will almost be worth being here and waiting to get annihilated by "The Big One" just to hear Left whining about the impending impact. While the conservatives are attempting to disembark from the planet or destroy the asteroid, the Lefties will be wringing their hands, blaming GWB (even if it occurs post 2008-gawd, they hate that man), going to church and...gasp... praying (hah, that'll be something to behold, humming the hymns because they only know the lyrics to Madonna and Culture Club) and having sex with their pets. I'll probably die of laughter before the impact.
37 posted on 12/30/2004 3:55:47 AM PST by huac < Post Reply | Private Reply | To 33 | View Replies >
|
Aristus
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 10:33 AM
Response to Original message |
1. As long as you're dead, asshole. That's all I care about. |
|
I know more hymns than you can possibly imagine. (Wait, that's probably not very much).
|
havocmom
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 10:39 AM
Response to Reply #1 |
7. Years ago, when we had to stand shoulder to shoulder at the property line |
|
of the local Planned Parenthood Clinics to prevent loving followers of Jesus </sarcasm> from attacking woman seeking health care, there would be much hymn singing.
If the bussed-in anti-choice-hate-mongers didn't sing to us on any given Saturday, we would sing to them. You cannot imagine the total confusion on their faces when they learned WE knew hymns and sang with conviction. :evilgrin:
|
Aristus
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 10:43 AM
Response to Reply #7 |
9. Yeah, REAL hymns, even. |
|
At my wife's fundy church, they sing some crap off an overhead projector that sounds like it was written by the guy operating the projector. They think guitars and drums can sex it up, but they're wrong. The stuff is still crap. And they sing it over and over and over and over.........
Every once in a while, they'll get crazy/goofy and sing a traditional hymn, like "Crown Him With Many Crowns", or something, and I'll nearly weep with relief. FINALLY. REAL HYMNS!
|
Left Is Write
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 12:51 PM
Response to Reply #9 |
25. I like real hymns too. |
|
And I know more hymns than I do Madonna and Culture Club, but people like Mr. Freeper don't let facts stand in the way of idiotic statements.
|
sakabatou
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 01:31 PM
Response to Reply #1 |
|
Except... I know no hymns :dunce:
|
havocmom
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 10:33 AM
Response to Original message |
2. No anthropologists among the freepers. |
|
They sure have some serious misconceptions about all us lefties LOL. That's fine. Their ignorance is a weapon in our arsenal in the war for Truth, Justice, and the American Way.
|
ET Awful
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 10:34 AM
Response to Original message |
3. LOL . . . I love his "blaming GWB" line. |
|
Which group is it that blames everything from acne to nuclear proliferation on Clinton?
|
Patiod
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 11:30 AM
Response to Reply #3 |
15. That was my first thought as well |
|
"..blaming GWB (even if it occurs post 2008-gawd, they hate that man)"
As you said, this from the group who still blames Clinton for everything (the Kerik nomination was Hillary's fault). I'm surprised he didn't blame Clinton for the tsunami
|
billfromwny
(126 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 11:58 AM
Response to Reply #15 |
18. Still Waiting for Fox News to say |
|
that the tsunami was caused by the earthquake that resulted when Clinton tapped his magic penis on the ground!
|
Zuni
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 12:00 PM
Response to Reply #18 |
20. That report came on last night |
WMliberal
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 12:47 PM
Response to Reply #3 |
|
Well, it is going to take decades to undo the ecological damage * has caused. My generation will also be paying off his debts. The difference will be that we won't be blaming stupid, non-germane shit on him.
|
liberal N proud
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 10:35 AM
Response to Original message |
4. These people actually belive that shrub is a Goddly person? n/t |
asthmaticeog
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 10:35 AM
Response to Original message |
5. What my hamsters and I do behind closed doors is none of his damn beeswax. |
ott
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 11:04 AM
Response to Reply #5 |
|
How does this guy get such an accurate picture? Sure we all have sex with our pets, I mean, PETA has told us all to love our animals. And yes, we all love the Culture Club and sing praise to Boy George as we abort and eat babies. But, how do they know about our conspiracy to blame Bush for future natural disasters? Do you think they know, that we know, that dubya has influence over God too?
GET OUT OF OUR COLLECTIVE HEAD, NEO-CONS! YOU KNOW US TOO WELL! </sarcasm>
What a wanker.
|
Zuni
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 11:59 AM
Response to Reply #5 |
Inland
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 10:36 AM
Response to Original message |
6. Freepers feel the same way about the destruction of the US by Bush |
|
THey don't care what happens to them, or the US, as long as the Americans they hate also suffer.
|
redqueen
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 10:39 AM
Response to Reply #6 |
8. I wish I could say you're wrong |
|
but now that they've re-elected this train wreck of an administration, there's really no doubting it, is there?
|
Bertha Venation
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 10:46 AM
Response to Original message |
10. "even if it occurs post 2008-gawd, they hate that man" -- unlike you and |
|
Bill Clinton, of course. :eyes:
|
Left Is Write
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 12:48 PM
Response to Reply #10 |
|
you know it will be Bill's fault anyway. Anything and everything that could possibly go wrong with whatever Junior touches is a result of Bill screwing everything up for him during HIS term. :o
|
nine23
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 10:48 AM
Response to Original message |
11. It fills me with great joy that this retard will eventually die. |
Skittles
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 11:02 AM
Response to Original message |
12. I guess my cat Clancy just doesn't turn me on |
txaslftist
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 11:29 AM
Response to Original message |
14. Come on...Culture Club??? |
|
Come back from the 80s. On second thought, don't come back. Stay there ya corporate WHAM fan.
|
DrGonzoLives
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 11:32 AM
Response to Original message |
|
when he says that we hate GWB so much that we'll keep harping on him after 2008, when they do the same with Clinton.
|
Zuni
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 11:58 AM
Response to Reply #16 |
17. The fact is that they still bitch about Carter and FDR! |
|
FDR died 60 years ago! Not to mention their anti-Clinton ravings will go on for years to come. How many other presidents have nutjobs building a 'counter library' down the street? Hell, even Nixon's library was allowed to stand alone.
|
Left Is Write
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 12:49 PM
Response to Reply #17 |
|
I must have missed that. Do tell.
|
Zuni
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 01:09 PM
Response to Reply #24 |
26. Some freeper idiots are building a 'Counter-Clinton' library |
Left Is Write
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 01:20 PM
Response to Reply #26 |
|
Nevermind...I don't expect you to be able to get into the minds of the witless and figure out their puny little motives.
|
Zuni
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 01:33 PM
Response to Reply #27 |
30. I think of it as a sign of madness |
MissBrooks
(614 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 12:07 PM
Response to Original message |
|
This really needs to stop. We write something about them, they write something about us.
It's childish and wastes our energy.
|
T Town Jake
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-31-04 04:56 AM
Response to Reply #21 |
32. Nah. It's healthy to know what your enemies are spewing... |
|
...from time to time. It's been going on since Day 1, and will be forever. Lighten up.
|
ronnykmarshall
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Thu Dec-30-04 01:22 PM
Response to Original message |
|
This is asshole stuck in the 1980's or what?
|
Zuni
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-31-04 04:43 AM
Response to Reply #28 |
31. A very strange reference |
|
The guy is obviously deranged and watches too much VH-1
|
TheMightyFavog
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Fri Dec-31-04 05:00 AM
Response to Reply #28 |
33. Or maybe he's been playing a bit too much Vice City recently. |
|
Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 05:00 AM by JonathanChance
Granted there's no Culture Club or Madonna on the soundtrack, but plenty of 80s music nonetheless.
|
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Sat May 04th 2024, 07:06 AM
Response to Original message |