Since its official,

[RevolutionaryActs]

that I'm dead.
(See here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2317490)

I will now answer your questions from the "other side."

Began.

[catbert836]

1. Has your soul been judged yet?

Since your a Democrat, I expect you'll be going to hell.

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Not just a dem... but a LIBRUL! Oh the horrors!

:o

[catbert836]

10. I assume Satan has a place picked out for you already.

Do you know what it is yet?

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. You know, Satan gets bad wrap.. he's really very nice!

And contrary to popular beliefs, he and God are on very good terms, in fact God has a winter place in Hell and visa versa.

[catbert836]

19. You didn't answer my question.

To reiterate, what are you going to spend the rest of eternity doing?

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Oh sorry,

Well lets see, I don't know what I'll be doing for eternity, whatever I want I guess... they said I can do as I like. :shrug:

[catbert836]

24. Really? They let you do that?

I can't wait then...

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Yeah, death is pretty cool.

Oh damn it!.......... Someone left open Hitlers door! (they do punish the really bad ones you should hear the plans for Bush.. oh man classic!) and now he's striping on the table.. OH shit I didn't need to see that! Where's Satan to lock him back up?

[catbert836]

27. That sucks

But, aside for that, it souds OK. So, where did they put Reagan?

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. We don't talk about Reagan......

He's wardering around in the bad part of hell muttering to himself.. its really scary... :scared:


He could come up to heaven, because they feel bad for him... but every time he sees God or Jesus, he freaks out! I guess he wasn't expecting God to be female.. or Jesus to be black! Its kinda sad really..

[teach1st]

2. Who does God's hair?

...and do they need special scissors?

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Jesus.... Jesus just loves to braid his mummies hair!

:)

[Bertha Venation]

3. If you see Jeannie, my mother -- 300 lbs, blond/blue -- tell her

all of her daughters have lived longer than she did and we're thriving.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. Aye, aye. Will do.

[Demit]

5. Did you get all YOUR questions answered?

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. I'm not allowed to say....

;)

[redqueen]

7. Is my gramma OK?

*crosses fingers*

[RevolutionaryActs]

11. um... YES! She's fine.

[redqueen]

13. Oh, thank you!

:cry: <------ tears of joy

[Streetdoc270]

14. ok

If you eye gets poked out in this life will it be waiting up in Heaven with your wife?





(bonus if you can name the song)

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. I have no idea what song that is....

Hmmm..... Oh wait, God says its, Crash Test Dummies, God Shuffled His Feet.

She also says shes mad they didn't get her gender right, but she finds the song oddly enjoyable.


Also the answer is, yes, if your wife dies first that is.

[cruadin]

15. Do you see LIVE people? n/t

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Yes, I see you now... in fact......

:P

[Crunchy Frog]

18. Can your soul travel accross the universe?

Can it time travel? Do you get any answers to questions that you could never get in life? Do you get to meet God personally and if so, what's he like? Or did you end up in that *other* place? If so, what's he like?

Sorry for so many questions.

[catbert836]

21. Is it true that you get to be whatever you want when you die?

I'm gonna be a butterfly, because no one suspects the butterfly.

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. Look at my above resposes....

God is getting QUITE irate that no one can figure she's a woman. Well woman like, she's a little different, but yeah anyway she's really cool. Satan is quite nice too.

The space thing.. YES ITS SO COOL! Oh man you have no idea how cool it is!

No time traveling on my own, but Jesus says next time he does he'll take me and some other people along! Good times.

[name not needed]

20. I've been dead since 8th grade.

For gym class, for whatever reason, the teacher had a heart rate monitor. A couple people try it out. I use it, I don't have a heart rate! :P

[hickman1937]

26. Would you ask my Mom where she put

The good scissors? Not the ones with the orange handles, the ones with the red handles.