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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 08:03 PM
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If the Earth had an alarm that sounded in times of imminent danger,
what would it sound like?

:shrug:
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 08:04 PM
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1. Bush
Maybe his rise is the alarm.
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theorist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 08:04 PM
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2. Would it matter if the imminent danger was faster than the speed of sound?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 08:06 PM
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4. Yes. It'd be nice to know that the Earth wasn't forgetting about us.
Even if Uncle Physics makes the arrival a bit delayed.

Uncle Physics hates Father Time and would pork Mother Nature if she let her guard down, ya know.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 08:04 PM
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3. woo woo woo woo woo woo woo getoutdawaymuthafucka woo woo woo woo woo
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 08:07 PM
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5. The flushing of a toilet.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 08:36 PM
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8. LOL!
Pity, but LOL all the same! :D
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gollygee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 08:08 PM
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6. Maybe it does
but we've just all gotten used to it because it's going off all the time?
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KoKo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 08:24 PM
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7. The "Chimp" screaming his Chimp sound from his Human Toy Box
where he would garble: AYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

As he blows up the world after "postitioning his toy soldiers." To HIM they ARE ...toy soldiers Bab's gave him the Christmas after his sister died of Leukemia...that no one would talk about...

Psycho CHIMP! Needed to see a "Therapist" but now is in charge of AMERICA! PRAISE JESUS! MABUS HAS ARRIVED!
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mcscajun Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 08:40 PM
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9. She does...and the animals recognize it.
Which is why they haven't been finding any dead animals.

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-30-04 08:56 PM
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10. That or they've all gone to rapture.
:evilgrin:
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