When is a person "middle age"?

[SemiCharmedQuark]

[JVS]

1. When preparation H isn't something to snicker at anymore

[Obviousman]

2. LOL

You made my night
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[Kathy in Cambridge]

3. When it's used for something other than getting rid of bags under eyes

an old trick for getting rid of puffy eyes from lack of sleep, too much drinking, etc. is Preparation H. It reduces the swelling!

[Maple]

4. I voted for late 50's

but really it's 60.

Scientists say our life span is actually at least 120.

Even read an article awhile ago that '60 is the new 40'. True.

[qnr]

5. If I put 70, can I live to 140? n/t

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. 15 years older than you are.... always

[tuvor]

7. Thanks, everyone.

Three days after I turn 40 and I have to look at these answers.
:(

[DieboldMustDie]

8. Cheer up! In hexadecimal you're only 28.

;)

[qnr]

9. But on the other hand, he's 50 in octal.

:evilgrin: but hey, I'm 101111 in binary.

[tuvor]

11. And just how old is a middle-aged hexadecimal, huh?

Thanks for nuthin'!

(j/k, thanks for the kind words.)

[Blue-Jay]

10. Middle aged is when you fart everytime you take a leak.

Old age begins when you pee everytime you bust a fart.