Let's get this party started

[yvr girl]

Where has all the banter gone? All bon vivants (and other lounge lizards) welcome.

[qnr]

1. I'll stand in the corner and scowl, in an attempt to make everyone

else look more vivacious and friendly.

[yvr girl]

3. But my mistletoe is still up

Here's your kiss :* What do you want to drink?

[qnr]

4. Couple of coffee beans, a butane lighter, and some sambucca

please :)

[yvr girl]

6. I don't have a lighter, but I got a blow torch for Christmas

will that work?

[qnr]

7. Absolutely! Geeze, has it been *that* cold up in Vancouver?

[yvr girl]

10. Hasn't been cold at all

I wanted something to make creme brulee and my mom went a little nuts.

It's really not safe for me to have. Not good with fire. I couldn't even light a candle till I was about 16.

[MichaelHarris]

2. Lets start off by discussing corporal punishment for kids

I say when they mess up we hold those pudgy lil' hands over the blender to garner fear and respect from an early age on.

Not really, I just liked typing "pudgy lil' hands"

[yvr girl]

5. It's better than getting your

rottweiler to teach the young tykes a thing or two.

[MichaelHarris]

9. growing up in

south Texas I can still remember the sound of an oleander branch cutting the air as it flys towards my ass.

[yvr girl]

12. My mom used a slipper

I got one spanking from my dad - no weapons required. His hand left quite an impression. Swat, swat, swat ONE swat, swat, swat TWO swat, swat, swat THREE - next time you'll get TEN.

[MichaelHarris]

19. with that

waffle tread? Man explainin' waffle tread ass in gym class is hell.

[bettyellen]

8. Hey Yvr, LeftPeople is bringing the exchange

student, the snotty teenager.
we can celebrate her going away.
Lets get her really dunk and take poloroids and blackmail her, it'll be fun!

[jellybelly]

11. you sound drunk already...

or you type fast...:P

[yvr girl]

15. That reminds me

Must finish eggnog.

[yvr girl]

14. I got caught up in an extortion scam when I was 7

I didn't get to testify - I was so bummed - I hated being treated like a baby. All that to say this - I have related experience.

[bettyellen]

20. experience related to blackmail? cool! this kids family has a chateau.

maybe we could get a time share week out of it.
what the hell, i bought film!
smile!

[yvr girl]

23. Technically, it was extortion (I think)

My brother and his friend threatened to kidnap a teacher's kid if he didn't pay them some money.

I know this, because I typed the letter (I was 7.) They told me it was a play. What did I know.

Chateau? Sounds good. Here's the plan....whisper, whisper...and then we should....shhh someone will hear.....leave them with nothing to wear but a newspaper and then.....someone's coming... I'll tell you later.

[bettyellen]

25. newspaper... wow, i'm impressed!

[yvr girl]

28. Go for the gusto, I always say

I had a bunch of guy friends who were terrible at stag parties. They told me stories. The newspaper thing is pulled from real life - they also gave him a quarter.

[bettyellen]

37. oh boy. you grew up with older brothers too! i remember that. yeah

but i have no clue what your going to do with the newspaper, or the quarter. :shrug:
it just sounds really cool and devious.

[bettyellen]

39. sex thread : oops everybody must drink

:beer:

[yvr girl]

41. We take the snotty exchange student's clothes

Leave them with the newspaper (to use as clothing.) Take our pictures, and go. The quarter is so they can make a call - I'm not heartless.

[bettyellen]

47. that's a good one. too bad the brat didn't show up.

[Catherine Vincent]

13. I just searched for Dookus.

The poster that had the butt animation at the end of his posts with the words "just talking out of my ass". He was ts'ed. Wonder why?

[qnr]

16. Comments in one of the new DU Groups, one that didn't care

for opposing viewpoints.

Edit: s/forums/DU Groups/

[yvr girl]

17. No idea

I'm not in the loop.

[Swamp Rat]

18. Way'at cat_girl25!

:smoke:

[bettyellen]

21. bart simpson's ass? make him stop doing that! that's nasty!! phew!!

[Swamp Rat]

27. Telling little boys NOT to do stuff only encourages them.

:D

[Catherine Vincent]

22. LOL!

Thanks for the asscrack!:-)

[NurseLefty]

24. Wine glass in hand, practicing for tomorrow night ;-)

yvr girl, how are you, dear Vancouverite? I'll gladly party!
:party:
Some toasts:
:toast: May 2005 be a better year (one can hope)
:toast: For yvr girl's city and country - unlike us, they ACTUALLY are in the 21st century
:toast: For all DUers - great to come here and commisshhhhurate (no, I am NOT slurring!)
:toast: To the good people of this world. Iluvya!
Time for drinking games?
:beer:

[bettyellen]

26. drink when anyone says sex thread .....

:beer:

[yvr girl]

30. I had a good time in your thread the other night

Still waiting to get oiled up though.

[bettyellen]

33. you were making me blush .. a friend was with me and we were

both posting..and laughing about the massages, i was waiting for it to get locked.
the oil never arrived huh? i thought the transporter thing was just a line. but, you want to believe it! i wanted to believe it, so did bouncy!
bouncy was cracking me up too. i wish i had bookmarked it, because it was a little fuzzy towards the end.

[yvr girl]

35. There's a fine line to walk to not get locked

More was suggested than said. It also helped that it was 3 am (west coast time.) I've never seen Pitt play in the lounge so much. (Without sports being involved anyway.)

[bettyellen]

44. and you are great at walking it! bravo!

and i haven't even read the rules about getting locked , ance once the massage oil came out, i was scandalized! it's so dark in the lounge, and me and bouncy were really enjoying you guys.

[yvr girl]

45. I can't speak for the esteemed Mr. Pitt

But I was more than happy to give you some cheap thrills.

[yvr girl]

48. Here's a link to your thread - just in case you want to relive old times

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2306631

[bettyellen]

50. ROTFL I'm scared to look!

[bettyellen]

51. omigod..... lace is lace is lace is woooooo hoooooooooooooo!

i am breathing heavy.....i don't remember being around for that!
were you guys alone in that thread for a while? witthout mods!

[yvr girl]

53. I didn't get tapped on the shoulder or anything by one of them

Perhaps they were asleep.

I do wonder how 'killed' he was.

[bettyellen]

58. killed, oh, do you think he got a tap on the shoulder...

from the mods...
hmm? the pitt mystery deepens.

[yvr girl]

61. No, I don't think the mod's tapped him on the shoulder

I don't think that was what was killing him.

[bettyellen]

66. awwww, if only he really did have the transporter !!!!!!

so famous last words, lace is lace...
oh my!

[yvr girl]

68. Promises, promises

He could have been a notch, not that I'm collecting or anything.

[bettyellen]

49. he seemed to be having some fun. which was cool.

hey, you slummed with pitt! it's a cute new englandy thang, don'tcha think.? like ali mac graw and ryan oneil . yes, will lossened his tie and that was nice.
but i never believe the three hour anything line - about as likely as a transporter--... but you know, i wouldn't sneeze at an hour and a half either.

[yvr girl]

52. Slummed? He's cute

Not an expert on new englandy thangs - I like the chowda though. Ali and Ryan - Am I dying? What have you heard?

DU has turned me into such a flirt. In RL I'm not so bold.

[bettyellen]

56. i think of all boston people as preppy and all hanging out with preppies

as slumming. it's an annoying east coast thing, i'm probably wrong, because i'm from ny, but here we thing people and boston are always slumming.we hang, they slum.
but check him, mr three hour massage with candles.. well, who knew?

[yvr girl]

57. Strictly speaking it wasn't a three hour massage

It was three hours of foreplay and massage was one of the things he could elaborate on without getting the thread locked.

I kind of like preppies. Do you hate me?

[bettyellen]

62. no preppies are fine, it's totally my weird visual sense, if any body's a

decent writer i sorts picture them, and you guys are kind or ally and ryan ish. without the cancer or the rotten cold rich family. just the snowy days and cool clothes. he has a really cool scarf and you have a maxicoat... and you go ice skating!
i thought somewhere though he said a three hour massage,,, with candles, no?? i gotta look. maybe i imagined it! LOL! i might have!

[bettyellen]

63. found it, he said lon long long long massage. i say that's more than two

hours. and there is a candle involved.

[yvr girl]

67. I think he was going to go all out

It was a competition after all. He wanted to put my skills into 'shade.'

[bettyellen]

71. well, that's cool-- better to compete over who's the best massuese than

who's the biggest jerk. i saw a lot of couples squabling over the holidays, and it wasn't over technique!
plus in tie breaker, i will judge. i am really an expert judge, and my shoulders are tense.

[yvr girl]

73. Not a couple

Just posters who passed in the night.

[yvr girl]

69. You're having more elaborate fantasies about my life than I am

He's a great writer. I could only wish to be so good.

[bettyellen]

75. i am way too visual, if someone describes it gets in my head...

it's not always easy to stop it from becoming visual. when people get gross, i have to tune out. because i will make up an image and it will stick! ROTFL this is why the lotion shocked me, i'm picturing a bottle of it on an end table in the lounge.
damn i almost said something to get us locked.

[yvr girl]

77. You imagined the lotion in the bottle on a table

Not being applied? You don't have a very good imagination?

I do know what you mean. I've actually thrown up describing something gross. I have good sense memory. I can also make myself cry.

[bettyellen]

78. i could have imagined more, but i have to control it sometimes.

aside from the fact that will wears glasses and you were waring a nice wolly scarf, i didn't see nothin! i swear i didn't!

[yvr girl]

79. You're so funny

I thought he was wearing the scarf. I had on a little lacy number.

[bettyellen]

80. see, i have to put some clothes on you two,otherwise it's just too weird.

and i got out of there after the lotion, but before the lace! so you had a scarf!

[yvr girl]

81. lol. It was all in the discussion phase.

Nothing even cyber happened. Damn teleporter. Clearly I need to amp up my imagination.

Are you sure you're not a guy. I find they are quite suggestable - that's what leads them to get 'killed.'

[bettyellen]

82. damned teleporter! it seems you kept that going quite a while, don't

knock your imagination! have you killed other guys before will? i am telling you, this guy whipped out the massage lotion on me in the same thread and i couldn't handle it, at least you kept up! but his was copycat massage lotion! damn! hy do guys keeep pulling this stale shit on me! can' they make up their own moves?

[yvr girl]

83. There are no new moves, just new interpretations

As to the killing, I couldn't say for sure. I don't necessarily want to know. I'll admit to prior flirtatious threads.

My 'I am naked' thread even yearned me a quotation in another thread. If you can believe it, I managed to have a naked thread that didn't get locked.

[bettyellen]

84. omigod the bell....it's mr learned my moves from a ralph fienes movie..

whatever. i am just not going to bring that up. i mean, he's trying right?
that's the important thing i guess. gotta run!
great party!!

[yvr girl]

29. Thanks neighbour!

Here, here!
:toast:

[yvr girl]

31. *crickets*

Where'd everybody go?

[Swamp Rat]

32. Barely conscious but still here... got a comfy couch?

:smoke:

[bettyellen]

34. have a beer, here's the ottoman. put yer feet up. crank some music......

[Swamp Rat]

43. I'm so high, my first thought was...

Here's the Ottoman... and you handed me a little Byzantine warrior. :P

Got the Beatles on - iTunes! :D

[yvr girl]

38. I do indeed - I'm on it now

It actually turns into a bed too.

[Swamp Rat]

42. Past the point of no return...

:beer: :D

[yvr girl]

46. Just don't throw up

I am so not good with icky!

[Swamp Rat]

54. Actually, I haven't drank anything.

:smoke:

[yvr girl]

55. You are a person of confusing smilies

You can still crash on my couch, but you should party more first.

[Swamp Rat]

59. OK

We take things very slow here in New Orleans, which means we can last a long time. ;)

[yvr girl]

64. If I get your drift correctly

How nice for the ladies of New Orleans.

[Swamp Rat]

74. Drifting...

Drifting, on a sea of forgotten tear drops
On a life boat sailing for, your love
Sailing home
Ahahaha Drifting on a sea of old heart breaks
On a life boat sailing for, your love
Sailing home
Sailing home
Oooooooooo Ooooo

[yvr girl]

76. Mmmm.

[NurseLefty]

36. I'm still here!

Had to go the loo...
OK, where was I? Where am I? :beer:

[yvr girl]

40. That reminds me

I'm not the least drunk - must find liquor.

[artificial flavor]

60. Fedora Core CD1 is installing.

Downloading #2 right now.



Mandrake refused to work with my USB cable modem. So lets try another Distro. The funny thing is the other disk is downloading faster then the first one is installing. But I must put this old laptop to good use.

At least SomaFM played some Belle & Sebastian a few minutes ago.

[yvr girl]

65. Is this something that will inspire dancing?

This party could use a pick me up

[artificial flavor]

70. I have been drinking.

And finally getting this to work would make me dance like the kids in The Breakfast Club. Oh shit, time for Disk 2.

[yvr girl]

72. I gather you're a fellow Gen Xer with a pop reference like that

I'm drinking too.