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Fri Dec-31-04 04:42 PM
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| I know God is an OK person but why |
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eye boogers, or as I sometimes like to call them eye croutons? They have to have a purpose in the cosmic scheme of things right?
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Fri Dec-31-04 04:43 PM
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When something gets in your eye that doesn't belong there, your eye expels it as an eye booger.
Feel better now?
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Fri Dec-31-04 04:46 PM
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do they have any practical puposes like highway construction or stucco?
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Fri Dec-31-04 04:47 PM
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| 3. No, not that I'm aware of |
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I think they just recycle themselves back into the environment
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Fri Dec-31-04 04:47 PM
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| 4. If you mix your eye boogers with your ear wax... |
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I'd bet it would make great stucco.
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Fri Dec-31-04 04:49 PM
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Yet funny...I can't seem to stop the giggles.
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Fri Dec-31-04 04:53 PM
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| 7. yeah me either and I didn't even touch on |
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the binding properties of snot.
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Fri Dec-31-04 04:57 PM
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| 11. Hey, when my kids repeatedly ask me what's for dinner |
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as soon as I walk in the door from work...
My answer is routinely "Snot with a side of boogers" or "Boogers with a side of snot"
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Fri Dec-31-04 04:59 PM
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hook um up with Booger Pot Pie
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:01 PM
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| 14. OMG...You shouldn't have said that |
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Never will a pot pie look right to me again!
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Fri Dec-31-04 04:51 PM
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what a good tip, you should really join the DIY group. Ear wax, the misunderstood body goo. Lets hook up and re texture my shop ceiling.
Disclaimer: "re texture" can in no way be considered a sexual innuendo, at least not off the top of my head.
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Fri Dec-31-04 04:53 PM
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I don't think anybody took it that way...Chill dude!
Can you see your guests?
Them: What's that ceiling done in?
You: Eye boogers and ear wax!
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Fri Dec-31-04 04:54 PM
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| 9. I didn't take it that way, until he said something about his head... |
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:00 PM
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The German army helmet or the circumcision?
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Fri Dec-31-04 04:56 PM
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yer and see that art? It's really held together with snot. Man I hate that word, it's as bad as the C word.
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:47 PM
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| 16. Hey, dust mites gotta eat too. |
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