Blue-Jay
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:15 PM
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Someone either help me find the remote or shoot me. I feel stupider than I felt 15 minutes ago.
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:18 PM
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| 1. Is "that tool" Carson Daly still the host? |
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Jesus, Jay...if you don't change the channel soon, you'll be losing some real IQ points....
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:22 PM
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I want to punch Ashley Simpson right in the face.
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:31 PM
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| 9. Christ, it's starting already! |
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Just stand up and go over and manually change the channel...HURRY! I'm scared....
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:32 PM
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Britney is on! <does a little dance>
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:34 PM
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| 11. Oh, God. At the very least, listen to something else later. |
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Those earworms are going to be nasty to get rid of....
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:18 PM
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.12 ga at close range, you were stricken with disease, better than allowing you to live
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:21 PM
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| 3. I've had cable tv since last August |
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And not once have I had it on MTV. What in the world posessed you to tune into that station? I'm betting it was the scantily clad women in some of them videos.
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:24 PM
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| 5. Videos? on MTV? Hahahahahahaha! |
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I was watching a reality show about some fat high school kid who wanted to lose enough weight to ask out some girl. It was kinda sweet, but she rejected him anyway. Such is life.
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:29 PM
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and the other MTV stations
MTV (Music Television), no longer plays music, except for between 2 and 6 AM.
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:27 PM
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Honey, have you gotten the champagne and is it chilling in the fridge, ironed your shirt, taken a shower?
I just may shoot you when I get home. :P
BTW, there are buttons on the bottom of the TV that let you change the channel.
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:30 PM
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I bought the champagne, cleaned the kitchen, and defiled the upstairs toilet. I'll shower and iron a shirt later. nagnagnagnag....
Love you!
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:34 PM
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We just have to be on time for the train.
:loveya: :* :hug:
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Fri Dec-31-04 05:43 PM
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| 13. Move away from the television.... |
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...and find a dictionary. Open the dictionary and start to read. I know that your dear partner owns one or two or more.
You'll feel better. Otherwise, take two aspirin and call me in the morning.
Happy New Year to both of you.
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Fri Dec-31-04 06:09 PM
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| 14. Thank Bob and sweet baby Jeebus! |
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Edited on Fri Dec-31-04 06:10 PM by Blue-Jay
Pimp My Ride is on. How many monitors will they install in this boy's Cutlass Supreme, I wonder?
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Fri Dec-31-04 06:11 PM
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| 15. That's one bizarre show |
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I have a Rolls-Royce Corniche....
PIMP MY RIDE! :-)
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Fri Dec-31-04 06:12 PM
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Pimp My Bicycle.
Do they make spinners for a road bike?
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