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Sat Sep-27-03 10:54 PM
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Poll question: how often do you masturbate? |
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essential message board poll }(
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Sat Sep-27-03 10:56 PM
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:05 PM
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Interupting children in all forms of sex leaves populistmom a frustrated woman. I need to book a hotel room just to masterbate in my house.
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Lady Freedom
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Sat Sep-27-03 10:56 PM
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2. None of your business!!!! |
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Sat Sep-27-03 10:57 PM
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3. Whenever I get the time. |
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Assuming I can find the batteries....
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Sat Sep-27-03 10:57 PM
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:00 PM
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5. Sorry I am just cracking up |
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Umm it depends and I aint saying nothing.
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:00 PM
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6. I find it extremely disturbing that |
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this thread had its origin immediately after one that asked which brand of hot dog DUers prefer. I fear a link.... :o
I mean, not a link like in a sausage link, but a connection. Shewt - you people....
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:07 PM
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12. You are a perverted monster ForrestGump |
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and that is why I always read your posts. Even though your words appall my sensitive nature I must read them as I am doing research on the libido of salacious Democrats. And speaking of links and wieners: I'm a vegetarian but have a package of soy-dogs for you. :)
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:12 PM
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16. Thank you. And my heart goes out to you on your selfless quest. |
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What an ordeal that research must be!
And, oh yes, I've taken that walk on the wild side - Tofu Pups and the like, though some of those meatless offerings do require a pretty healthy dose of ketchup to ease their passage. :-)
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:37 PM
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your salad electronically screams when you eat it?
Yeah. There's a measurable electrical in plants when you take a cutting. There's even evidence to suggest other plants nearby 'scream' in this way at the same time.
Enjoy your salad. :D
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:01 PM
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With one hand isn't easy.
DU *is* quite exciting, ya know...;-)
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:02 PM
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I'm a good boy...
I'm also a liar }(
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:09 PM
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:06 PM
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is what 2 liars voted never? you're lying, lying, lying, lying. there, I feel better now. Sorry I'm so touchy, I haven't masturbated today. :)
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:10 PM
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14. since when do my moralist friends come on to DU |
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Sun Sep-28-03 12:51 AM
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9 out of 10 people masturbate. 1 out of 10 lie about it. ;)
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Sun Sep-28-03 07:23 AM
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33. Maybe they are Freeper Spies, |
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who are still wondering why anyone needs to Masturbate when you have perfectly good sheep out behind the barn.
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Sun Sep-28-03 04:49 PM
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North Texas Saying:
Ranchers have livestock Rednecks have relations with livestock
God, I gotta get out of this town...lol
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:06 PM
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11. 3 liars and 3 likely liars |
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or the 3 "nevers" are lurking fundie freepers.
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:10 PM
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15. Some GUY once told me he NEVER did |
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He was in his 20s. Is it surprising that he was also extremely uptight?
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:20 PM
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18. not at all, maybe he should meet my moralist friends |
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Yes this near commie has far right friends :)
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Sun Sep-28-03 07:33 AM
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"95% of men masturbate, and the other 5% lie." :P
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Sun Sep-28-03 04:48 PM
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95% of all men say they masterbate, the other 5% lie and say they don't.
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:17 PM
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17. you forgot to include |
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currently, presently, at this moment, whatever the time zone.
dp
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:25 PM
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19. Come On Funny Feeling!! |
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:26 PM
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Edited on Sat Sep-27-03 11:27 PM by LeftPeopleFinishFirs
No wonder there are so many crotchety people in GD! Some of you really need to have fun a little more often. :eyes:
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:28 PM
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21. It's those hidden Freeper invaders! nt |
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:32 PM
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23. Even THEY won't go near themselves |
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Sun Sep-28-03 04:49 PM
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I wouldn't want to go near them, why would they want to go near them.
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:36 PM
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24. The poll looks normal |
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16% say never or hardly ever, and I've seen polls that say around 85% of women do it, and 95% of guys do.
At the risk of ruining my future political career, I'm not stating my answer publicly. ;-)
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:44 PM
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26. Sorry. Masturbation frequency inquiries must be submitted in triplicate. |
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See admin for the pdf form. :smoke:
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Sat Sep-27-03 11:56 PM
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27. d aaaaaaaaaaanm . ............ it''''s harddd to tyyyyppe wiht one h anddd |
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Sun Sep-28-03 12:01 AM
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28. What is the location of choice |
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That's what I'd like to find interesting.
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Sun Sep-28-03 12:08 AM
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29. Outside the Reagan Presidential Library |
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That's my favorite spot for it.
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Sun Sep-28-03 12:09 AM
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30. Well, there are other, um, things I'd rather do... but whacking works... |
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Very odd question of yours, hehehehehe! :D
The question is, what do you do after you're finished masturbating! :evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-28-03 12:11 AM
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... I normally ask Tony to hand me the Kleenex! :P
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Sun Sep-28-03 07:28 AM
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or somebody else? or both at the same time?
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Sun Sep-28-03 01:51 PM
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37. "Disco boy, no one understands. But thank the Lord. . ." |
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"...that you've still got hands, to help you do the jerkin' that'll blot out your disco sorrows..."
Frank Zappa - "Disco Boy" :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:
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Sun Sep-28-03 02:37 PM
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38. I have no hands you insensitive slob!!! |
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Sun Sep-28-03 02:41 PM
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39. louis black on the daily show... |
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"they say there's always lots of sex during a blackout"
"i know i wasn't having any.. my computer wasn't working!!"
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Sun Sep-28-03 03:45 PM
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40. Must.......choke.......the chicken |
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Sun Sep-28-03 04:51 PM
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44. This topic is makely me feel oddly aroused |
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This topic is makely me feel oddly aroused. I'll be back in few minutes, I gotta...um, I need to...dammit, I'll be back.
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visiting the giant circle-jerk that is GD count?
If not, I'm only down to once a day.
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Sun Sep-28-03 05:11 PM
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47. GD isn't a circle jerk, it's a... |
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...clusterf**k, to use my boyfriend's favorite term. :P
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