Fuck this 2005 shit, I'm going back to 1899.

[name not needed]

I shall see you rapscallians in the pits of hades! :P

[lenidog]

1. Why?

The world sucked just as much, instead of us bullying everyone in the world it was the Brits and hygiene was far worse

[name not needed]

2. I want a funny looking hat. That's why.

[lenidog]

4. Well hell

everything is retro these days. You can find a funny looking hat and wear it and no one will bat and eye. (Especially in NY)

[forgethell]

3. The French were

pretty bad, too. And the Belgian Congo was a hell-hole.

[lenidog]

6. You are right

the French were laying the groundwork to have the Vietnamese kick them out 50 years up the road along with the Algerians. While the whole Belgian Congo was just screwed up. At the time it was still the PERSONAL property of Leopold II.

[forgethell]

12. Things will get better.

You've always got to believe that, and work to make it happen.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

5. With no cure for VD????? Hell, I'll stick with just a couple.

[JVS]

7. Bring me my medicinal tincture of opium, lest my cane find your backside

[name not needed]

8. I will purchase your opiates over my recently deceased corpse.

[JVS]

11. Don't sass me, lad. I ask you not to purchase said medicine, but merely..

to retrieve it from yonder desk. Sadly my consumption has robbed me of my mobility.

[DBoon]

9. Will you join the Socialist Labor Party then?

eom

[lenidog]

10. I would wait around

a couple more years for Eugene V Debs.