Horseshit Magazine's Man of the Year: Al Hedges

[RandomKoolzip]

Let's give him a big hand, ladies and gentlemen!

[MichaelHarris]

1. Is that

a sex picture? Or is the guy just impacted all up?

[RandomKoolzip]

3. Whoops, no picture! Here's the real picture:

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!?

Then I give you: whoisalhedges! Horseshit Magazine's man of the year for 2004!

[MichaelHarris]

4. look at that headstock

what is that a 17 string?

[jpgray]

2. Goddammit Koolzip I'm trying to go to bed

And you know the name of Hedges draws me like an etch-a-sketch. By which I suppose I mean my mouse had to make little stairs to move diagonally over to the post?

:shrug:

Goodnight fucks. For the last time.

[RandomKoolzip]

6. Ah, bullshit. If I'm staying up to harass hedges, you're comin' with!

LIKE IT OR NOT.

It's New Years Fuckin' Goddman Eve, Fer Cryin' out in the beer!

[Wat_Tyler]

5. Fuck that shit.

[RandomKoolzip]

7. That's what HE's saying right now, I bet.

But since this thread is devoted to HORSESHIT MAGAZINE'S MAN OF THE YEAR, AL HEDGES, then al better get his cute lil yushy over here and make a statement for the press, or else I'm NEVER going to bed, andd jpgray will have to drink lots of lots of Maountain Dew and pee a lot. And NOBODY wants that.

[dolo amber]

8. HEY!!

:o

There will be no fucking of the shit...sorry to dissapoint. :P

[RandomKoolzip]

10. Too late.

P.U.!

[DS1]

9. HOORAY!!!

:yourock:

[RandomKoolzip]

11. Aren't you proud?!

DU's own whoisalhedges makes the cover this year as HORSESHIT MAGAZINE'S MAN OF THE YEAR for 2004!

Rock the fuck on!

[DS1]

12. I'm waiting for the Limited Edition with CD Insert to arrive in the mail

So I can work out to memorable whoisalhedges classics such as:

Why am I so stinky?
My face. My ass. What's the difference?
Tip-Toeing through the skidmarks
Ode to poo

[RandomKoolzip]

15. Don't forget these timeless hymns to maturity:

"Once Daddy Stopped Wipin' Me, I was Done Forever"
"Count Fistula"
"Hemmoroid Rogers Rides the Trail"
"Oops...I Did It Again"

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. Here's what they'll be playing

as he walks down the runway to receive his crown: Horseshit Man of the Year Theme

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. I'm PM-ing Elad ASAP!!!

You should never have been allowed back!!!!

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Chavez: speak softly.

I'm a wanted man.

Unlike AL HEDGES, HORSESHIT MAGAZINE'S MAN OF THE YEAR 2004!

CONGRATULATIONS, whoisalhedges! Here to present your award is none other than famed raconteur and sodomite extraordinaire, RICK KERRIGAN!




"Must...present....award...to....good friend.....AAAaaaarrrgghhhhH!!!!"