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Sat Jan-01-05 05:44 PM
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4,000 milestone coming up: Jerry Lewis is here for a telethon today! |
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Lewis: "Good day and welcome to the 'Help Us Help Mister P to Reach Four Thousand Posts' telethon! I'm Jerry Lewis and the lines are open, so I'll just ask it in your hearts to give response-worthy posts. We'll provide live entertainment and interviews. With us here today is Tim Russert, of NBC. Tim?" Russert: "I've forgotten my name and I'm not wearing pants. I can only get through this because I'm tanked on sweet, sweet morphine. And sherry." Lewis: "Dear God...Well, also with us is Mister P's avatar, Cat Stevens, and the Go-Gos, the latter two live by satellite from Guantanamo Bay where they are being held as terrorist enemies of freedom. Before we get started, I'd like to wish everyone a Happy New Year--" Russert: ")*#_$" Lewis: "The lines are open, and don't be stingy!"
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Sat Jan-01-05 06:10 PM
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1. Lewis: "Come on, people, don't be shy. Ask the panel a question." |
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*Russert breaks down and sobs tears that smell heavily of sherry. He crawls on hands and knees behind a desk.*
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Sat Jan-01-05 07:07 PM
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2. *band plays wildly, showgirls try to block the sight and sound |
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of Russert vomiting violently and seizing. Avatar shifts from leg to leg to leg to leg, simmering*
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