Does anyone actually like those creme-filled chocolates in sampler boxes?

[sundog]

You know... when you get those random chocolate gift packs.

They're like the friggin land mines of the chocolate sampler box -- HAHA it's ORANGE inside! The joke's on you! HAHA - That's what you get for eating so much goddam chocolate!

Why the fuck do they insist on putting those things in there?? You're just hoping against hope that you don't bite into something green or yellow or some other random color. Sheesh!

[GOPisEvil]

1. They give you a layout on the inside top cover.

At least Russell Stover does.

[sundog]

2. And I'm supposed to be bothered to read that thing?

Please. :P

[GOPisEvil]

7. Then think of the sampler as a chocolate lottery.

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

[ohio_liberal]

11. You're supposed to

Use your teeth, bite just enough off the bottom to figure out what it is, then put it back in the box if you don't like it :D

[Kellanved]

It is getting increasingly dangerous

With "Caipirinha Truffle" and "Strawberry-Chili" being some of the more conservative fillings popular at the moment one never knows what to expect.

[supernova]

6. Strawberry-Chili?

Umm.... er.... :puke:

[notadmblnd]

3. I like em

the cremes are the ones with the lins drizzeled on top. Raspberry is my favorite, just put them aside in the box, I'll eat them.

[supernova]

4. I like the chocolate and the orange creams

but not the mint. Yuck. I think you can tell a lot about the candymaker by whether or not the cremes are worth eating.

edit: can't stand the jelly fillings. x( If I want jelly, I'll eat toast.

[sundog]

10. mmmmm jelly filled chocolate

mmmmmmmmm

mmmmmmm - I hope I get a grape jelly filled chocolate!!!!

mmmmmmmmmmmm :puke:

[jdots]

5. save them for me I'll be right over

and don't bite into them ,decide you hate them and put them back in the box.

[OnionPatch]

8. The creams are sort of neutral to me

I like them but when I dip in a box of chocolates, what I'm always hoping for is the caramel! :9 The ones with nuts are good too but getting a coconut-filled is the worst. Yuck! Phtooey! I used to "coconut-test" them as a kid and everyone wondered why all the coconuts came with a small, finger-size hole on the bottom. :shrug:

[LoZoccolo]

9. Yeah, I love those things!

I even don't mind coconut anymore!

I do strongly prefer dark chocolate to milk chocolate, however.

[Deja Q]

12. They're yummy! Now if only they'd make a version that

A) Doesn't make a person gain weight
B) Tastes good
and
C) Doesn't use chemical substitutes that'll give us all cancer or sarcasm

[Love Bug]

13. My mom used to pinch them to see which ones were cremes

Now, me, I never met a chocolate I didn't like. I luuuurve the cremes!

[FuzzySlippers]

14. Hell no!

By law,all chocolates should be required to have either chewy centers or nuts.

[sundog]

18. thank you... finally someone who understands my pain

:P

[Proud2BAmurkin]

15. Russel Stover gives 100% to Repukes

incidentally

[sundog]

16. hmmm - that explains a lot

[supernova]

17. Rats!! RS has the best sugar-free

chocolates. :-(

[Left Is Write]

19. Yes, I do. I love the orange creams, the lemon creams, and the

cherry and raspberry creams. I also like the coconut ones, and of course the caramels and the whipped chocolate.

The only ones I don't like are the ones with the nougat.

[amazona]

20. i'm afraid I like the orange ones

They are my favorite.

[mockmonkey]

21. I do

especially when that creme filling sticks to my back teeth and the sweetness hits some weird nerve and I make that cool OMG! face...or not.

[Bridget Burke]

22. Even worse--the ones that look like nut clusters.....

But are actually filled with raisins! Raisins are for baking--not for chocolate.

[sundog]

23. ok, with this I concur...

things such as chocolate covered raisins are also vomitous :puke:

[Dervill Crow]

24. I never met a chocolate I didn't like.

Gosh, I thought my co-workers were just being nice and saving the creme-filled ones for me! People don't like those, huh?

[annabanana]

25. (deadly allergic to nuts.....)

I LOOOVE the creamy ones. If you ever open a sampler box and all the candies are squished and torn, and all the cream filled ones are gone....I have been there!

[koneko]

26. I find it hard

to discriminate against chocolate of any kind.