FReepers will be, um..."sleeping" well tonight...

[nine23]

The title of this hilarious yet disturbing thread is:

"I Met Ann Coulter! I Met Ann Coulter!!! Neener Neener Neener! Neener Neener Neener!"

Could somebody please explain to me what "Neener" means? I'm confused, and just a wee bit frightened...break it to me gently.

enjoy: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1312655/posts?page=1


edit: spell check crashes from "Neener"...

[teach1st]

1. Neener means...

Nanny, nanny, boo-boo.

[Deja Q]

2. Bloody 'ell. Seems like somebody got what I didn't today: an orgasm.

:scared:

Or is it... a manngasm? :evilgrin:

[Left Is Write]

3. "Neener" means "I'm better than you are!"

Sort of like, "Nanny Nanny Boo Boo!" or "Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah!"

It means in this case that the freep in question is doing the happy superiority dance because it got to meet Ann Coulter. Frankly, if I were forced to be in the same airspace as Ann Coulter, I'd be alternately vomiting and showering, not bragging about it.

[BlueJazz]

4. Maybe it's a combination of....

Neat and Mean ...as a Republican might say: It's Neat to be Meaner than anybody else.

[stevedeshazer]

5. That always gets them excited, all right.

[NightTrain]

10. Here, Ms. Coulter does an interpretive dance showing...

...how she made it to the top!

[Prodemsouth]

14. I said I can't do a woman with an Adams apple but that dude better take

what he can get.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

23. Is that photo legit?!

Or a blowup doll Photoshopped with Coulter's ugly mug attached? Meow.

[coloradodem2005]

6. Whatever.

Maybe he can masturbate about her tonight. He sounds like he might be liable to. I know that it would be a dream of mine to meat Ann Coulter. So I could tell her what a worthless low life piece of trash she is.

I hope this does not offend anybody here.

[rfranklin]

9. "meat" her? Talk about Freudian!

I think analysis is in order.

[coloradodem2005]

25. Trust me. She is the last woman I would want to "meat".

Or as Freud has said "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."

[bluestateguy]

7. To each his own

We all support sexual freedom for consenting adults here at DU. If that guy wants to fantasize about Ann Coulter during his masturbation session tonight, none of us will try and stop him.

[nine23]

11. As long as that isn't what "Neener" means...

I love running across new grammar/lingo from other countries. But if you were to tell me that's what "Neener" meant over at FR, I'm afraid I couldn't bear it...wayyyy too much imagery for this dude.

[NYC Liberal]

15. But...masturbation is a SIN!

:o

[Tsiyu]

29. Well, The Bob Jones Rule

is that you can imagine Ann Coulter while plugging away at your fundy girlfriend ( whom you will marry) or boyfriend ( whom you will hide.)

[DBoon]

20. But we can still offer our regrets

and perhaps make some suggestions for more wholesome fantasies

[elperromagico]

8. And what's her hourly rate?

[Prodemsouth]

12. I am going to tell you I am a neck guy any girl with an adams apple-

blech.. I like to kiss around the neck, finding an adams apple there ..BLECH..BLECH..

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

13. I saw something on FreeRepublic once that said:

"Ann Coulter. Beauty AND brains, and the left can't STAND it."

A photo of Ann appeared next to the words, and she looked like a toothpick with an Adam's Apple and a blonde wig.

:evilgrin:

[0007]

17. Yeah the freeper indeed think Ann is pure beauty.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. I have heard mAnn Coulter described as

"a kneecap with hair." LOL! Seriously, (s)he's a total skank, but whatever blows your skirt up, I guess... But if I'd so much as occupied the same room with Annthrax, I'd be banging down the door of the Centers for Disease Control, begging them to throw me into their decontamination chamber and scrub me down with Lysol and Brillo.

[NightTrain]

21. Ann Coulter is a slightly better-dressed version of...

...the white-trash women who populated my old neighborhood when I was a kid:

Badly bleached hair with its dark roots showing;

Make-up that looked like they applied it with a trowel;

Cigarette perpetually dangling from their lips;

Bra-less tits hanging down to the navel;

200 pounds of wrinkled flesh stuffed into a halter top and cut-offs at least four sizes too small; and

A vocabulary that would embarrass a drill sergeant.

Small wonder the freeps think Ann Coulter is some sort of deity! As for myself, the very idea of seeing her naked makes me :puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke::puke:

[joefree1]

16. Hey, the Freeps over at Freak Republic still think she's a woman

Get back in the closet Freeper trolls.



on edit: that ain't one of her books she's packing.

[Left Is Write]

18. I love this response.

"Even if she were ugly, I'd still want to marry her just to trade insults about liberals. Her beauty is just icing on the cake."

[nine23]

22. That clearly is just another way for a male FReeper to say:

"I'm a lonely, obsessive/compulsive, wanking RW male. I'm aware it's a sheMale, but I take/do what I can get..."

Kinda' like the old "I read Penthouse for the articles", only with a FRwanker bent...

[WorseBeforeBetter]

24. You got me started...

--"Well her sincerity and personality and charm and warmth more than makes up the pounds she is lacking.

Jealously is an UGLY nasty thing."

--"Tis a shame we could not make it. I gave my 10 year old daughter an Ann Coulter doll for Christmas (so she could have an appropriate role model).

She could have met the doll in real life."

I'd say UFB, but it is FB.

[Left Is Write]

26. Charm and warmth?

Are they talking about the same Ann Coulter?

[WorseBeforeBetter]

32. I suppose in their warped little minds they are.

What is wrong with these people? Were they beat up on the playground every day? Lunch money stolen? Not breast-fed? Now they're acting out and embracing bad behavior by the likes of the current Maladministration and right wing media blowhards. All I can say is thank gawd I don't have to work with any of them. We have one, but she's surrounded and knows to keep her mouth shut!

[OhioBlue]

27. had to stop reading

they are sick sick sick. I read an op-ed (syndicated) by Ann *the bitch* several months ago in a local newspaper. I wasn't that familiar with her before but my jaw hit he floor. the bitch was attacking Max Cleland - her claim was that his loss of limbs in Vietnam were not caused by enemy fire and therefore the is something less than deserving of a war hero title???????????? My reaction was OMG what an F'in, traitorous BITCH. F- Her.

[Left Is Write]

28. She's a bitch on wheels.

"Charm and warmth." She's got all the warmth of a rattlesnake.

[NightTrain]

30. Someone at DU recently posted that they had worked with Ann Coulter.

Per that DUer, Coulter is a foul-mouthed drunk who slept her way to the top. Big surprise, huh? :eyes:

[OhioBlue]

31. not a surprise at all n/t

[Ilsa]

36. Sounds like an investigation for Larry Flynt.

It would be husterical for him to get the real dirt on her and push her into obscurity where she belongs.

[OhioBlue]

33. seriously - how delusional can they be???

I admit, we can all be partisan, but I would never refer to Michael Moore as a corporate loving vegan.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

34. That's just the beginning...

War for oil is A-OK by her, as is the violent overthrow of Muslims to Christianity. She needs to be muzzled.

[OhioBlue]

35. yeah - that reminded me of a quote by her...

so I googled it...
"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war."
Ann Coulter, This is War column, Sept. 13, 2001

[tuvor]

37. ann coulter is a red herring

and is to punditry as Hulk Hogan is to professional wrestling.