Jessica Simpson's father is a perverted creep.

[AgadorSparticus]

He buys her a "promise ring" when she was 12 and then talks about her boobies. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

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Jessica's Daddy Dearest

Our most fervent wish for the New Year? That Jessica Simpson's dad would stop creeping us out. The latest round of squickiness from former youth minister-turned-Svengali, er, manager Joe Simpson involves the self-described "promise ring" he gave to a 12-year-old Jessica, with the band serving as a symbol that he'd be the only guy in her life (i.e. she'd remain a virgin) until she got married.

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Jessica never tries to be sexy,'' he gushed. "She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!"

http://entertainment.msn.com/music/hotgossipB6

[Sannum]

1. one thing..

:puke:

[WindRavenX]

2. Mmmkay

.....just a bit creepy.

[St. Jarvitude]

3. Shameless promotion of my thread (more Simpson family creepiness)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2321585&mesg_id=2321585&page=

[AgadorSparticus]

7. my apologies. i didn't realize you had trademarked this subject.

since i didn't even quote the same source, perhaps i didn't see your thread? :shrug:

[pghrebel]

4. What?

What was he thinking when he said something like that?  How
did he expect people would react???

[Sandpiper]

5. What did young Jessica Simpson say after sex?

Roll over daddy, you're crushing my arm. :evilgrin:

[AgadorSparticus]

8. ROFL. it's sick. but still funny. nt

[Miami Liberal]

6. Yeah, that's pretty creepy

If I ever heard my dad talk about my boobs, I think I'd puke.

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[smbolisnch]

9. Don't you think someone would tell him to cut the boob talk?

I mean, even if he doesn't mean it like it sounds, I would always be skeptical after reading that stuff. :puke:

[spooky3]

10. Hey, Dad, you're admiring implants. And MAD TV has you nailed.

[coloradodem2005]

11. Inquiry.

Squickiness? What does that mean?

But I must say that this story is sick as hell.

[Gemini Cat]

12. Oh! So that's the family values I keep hearing about!

Wow. Just Wow. :puke:

[Cadence]

13. Yuuuuck! He IS creepy.

:puke:

[AZCat]

14. Reminds me of the dad from "Tourist Season"

I love Carl Hiaasen - sure his books may be formulaic and schlocky, but his characters are a scream. The dad from "Tourist Season", Reed Shivers, is a creep in the same mold.

[madrchsod]

15. yup the dad is a first class creep

seen the "story of jessica simpson" and the deal with her big boobs when she was a "christian singer". those are real no doubt about that. her mother is also as dumb as a box of rocks.
he reminds me of the creepy dad in salt lake(?) when that girl was kidnapped or ran away ,was it last year?

[BamaGirl]

16. Oh yuck

:puke:

[Revillusion1]

17. I bet he voted for Bush...

Tha nasty Bastard! Those are NOT cool things to be saying about your daughter. :thumbsdown:

[jellybelly]

18. I think she and her sister also voted for Bush

:puke:

[Revillusion1]

19. You think?

I would think all those names and button thingies on the voting machine would confuse the hell outta both of them...;)

[jellybelly]

20. LOL!

I'm sure their dad trained them well. The entire family is right-wing.:eyes:

[Revillusion1]

21. I'm sure you're right!

I should have known that...just never really paid attention to any of them until, while channel surfing, I heard the Dad make the boob reference...I didn't know at the time, he was her Dad...pretty sick stuff. She must have been mortified...

[OffWithTheirHeads]

22. Homer is maybe not too bright but

A perv? I don't think Marge would put up with that.