Festivito
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Mon Jan-03-05 01:13 AM
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So, this terrorist goes to heaven... |
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St. Peter stops him at the Pearly Gates and says, hey, you just blew yourself up to get here. The terrorist says, Yes, I am ready to enter ... Peter says, Hey George, come over here. George Washington, himself, comes over to the terrorist and starts pummeling him, kicking, punching, on and on... Peter yells for Madison and James Madison comes over and starts pummeling the terrorist as Peter again calls out, Hey, Jefferson.
The terroris says, why are you doing this, I was told that when I reached heaven I would be met by seventy-two virgins.
Ah, no, says St. Peter, try seventy-two Virginians.
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Mon Jan-03-05 01:16 AM
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1. That is pretty friggin funny. |
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Mon Jan-03-05 01:18 AM
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Mon Jan-03-05 01:19 AM
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Not_Giving_Up
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Mon Jan-03-05 01:26 AM
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6. I taped it off of HBO, live |
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My favorite was "Bush don't talk when Cheney's drinking water".
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Mon Jan-03-05 01:28 AM
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7. Oh, sure, he's good, but can he write a joke? |
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I don't get out enough. Thanks, I'll have to fake his voice if I tell it again.
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Mon Jan-03-05 01:29 AM
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8. I don't get out either (execpt to go to work) |
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Mon Jan-03-05 01:25 AM
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5. Well, huh. My first thought was that this was going to be a joke about *. |
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Mon Jan-03-05 02:47 AM
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9. that is what i thought too. n/t |
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