Dream police were in my head

[catmandu57]

I was in a national park, I don't know which one. I was talking with a park ranger telling him someone ought to _______ the monkey faced moron* that stole the government.

Then, a female ranger told me I was under arrest for making terroristic threats, and she was marching me off to jail. She was sticking something sharp into the back of my head, so I turned into a super hero and irradiated her with my lazer eyes and flew off to Washington.

Strange?

[Florida_Geek]

1. catmandu57 - I think you had toooooo much

catnip before bed :evilgrin:

[catmandu57]

2. My wife tells me I'm obsessed

and it's probablly true.

[nine23]

3. A "female" park ranger is one of my greatest outdoor fantasies...

Then I read on...I don't like it that rough. Not to mention her fascist paranoia. (Wait a sec...perhaps I could "work that in"? No. On second thought, I'm glad you nailed her...no pun intended.)

Anyway, sorry...how was DC?

[Florida_Geek]

5. then a good series of books to read

is by a real park ranger Nevada Barr http://www.nevadabarr.com/

Go there and mouse over her picture.

Vital Stats



Height: 5'4" Weight: 120lbs. Born: 3/1/52

Eyes: hazel Hair: graying Nose: yes
Dogs: 2 Cats: 4*

*Bubba, ever gracious, posed for this picture

[nine23]

8. Thanx. Very nice mouseover...quite an interesting life as well.

It's just not the same without one of those big ranger hats, though...

I'm an insomniac on the West Coast...going to bed soon. I'll sleep on it.

[chenGOD]

4. Did they come to you in your bed?

do they drive you insane, every single night?

[catmandu57]

6. No, just last night

I don't know how DC was, the last thing I remember is flying around the Washington monument.

[neweurope]

7. Strange?? The only thing that's strange is that you didn't do something

about that *** when you got to Washington!

:evilgrin:

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