kmla
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:10 PM
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Submit your "Truth in Advertising" ad campaign/slogan here.... |
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Create an ad campaign for a company or product that cuts through all of the bullshit, and says what people really know and understand.
For instance:
"Hummer. Big vehicles for people with small penises."
or
"Halliburton. We got ours. So go fuck yourself."
Fire away!
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:12 PM
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your coLon wiLL thank you
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:56 PM
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Run for the border... then run for the bathroom.
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:15 PM
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"To Keep our Prices Low, We Never Pay a Living Wage. Ever."
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:16 PM
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3. weLcome to connecticut |
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a subsidiary of the mcdonaLds corporation
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:17 PM
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Cheap shit for your house means lots of dough for Republican candidates.
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:18 PM
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"Over One Billion Arteries Clogged"
or "Our Food Sucks, but Kids Like To Come Here Anyway."
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:18 PM
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6. Wal Mart: Your place for cheap plastic crap. |
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:19 PM
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"It's all about the Boobs"
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:20 PM
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8. Hummer: Because you think you'll get one after you buy one. |
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:21 PM
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9. Clogging America's Arteries, One Idiot At A Time. |
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KFC (or fill in the fast food franchise).
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:22 PM
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see, you didn't even notice, did you?
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:23 PM
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11. New York State Lottery: Fuhgeddabouddit. |
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:25 PM
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13. LOL...that one is very good! |
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Mon Jan-03-05 01:04 PM
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20. New York State Lottery: At most you'll win a free ticket, if you're lucky. |
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"A few people have won more than that. But we can't pay them unless suckers like you fork it over every week."
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:23 PM
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"Because all those rich, white people can't be wrong"
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Mon Jan-03-05 12:55 PM
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It'll make you blow chunks.
fight with your friends
and no matter how much you drink, that pretty girl still won't have sex with you.
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Mon Jan-03-05 01:00 PM
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17. Walmart - When quality just doesn't matter ..... |
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McDonalds.....when "taste" is too much to ask for
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Mon Jan-03-05 01:01 PM
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18. "Hummers: Republicans love them |
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until the President gets one."
:evilgrin:
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Mon Jan-03-05 01:19 PM
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Mon Jan-03-05 01:03 PM
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19. Ford - We could try harder, but why? |
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Kia - when a quality car is just too much to ask for
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Mon Jan-03-05 01:20 PM
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22. Blistex, chaps your lips more, so you have to keep buying it. |
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