My classes so are WEIRD this semester!

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I swear, my classes are so damn weird this semester.

1. Composition & Rhetoric II

Okay, this class ain't that bad, but the teacher is INSANE. He's the gayest teacher I've ever seen, for one. Gayer than gay, he's SUPER GAY. But then he starts talking about his WIFE and KIDS. It doesn't make any sense. I would be my life that he's gay, and he's talking about his 'reason for living' his wife. Pssh, whatev. He loves to swear, and not little swear words, but the big ones like FUCK and MOTHERFUCKER. And he keeps talking about how fat he is, and how he hopes he gets into heaven even though "I've (he has) done some really really really bad things in my (his) life, sometimes involving other people." Whatever THAT means. :eyes:

2. Philosophy

The teacher is so damn cool, but there are 6 people in the class including me. I just don't like it being that small.

3. Medieval European History

The teacher is an alien. I shit you not. He's not human. He reminds me of Marvin the Martian in both appearance, and his voice especially.

Exhibited here, my professor:

He has the strangest mustache, and the WORST come-over, and the WORST clothes! Oh my god. And he couldn't get more boring if he tried. Everyone around me was saying stuff like "Man, this guy creeps me out." And ya know what? I agree. :scared: