"nigerian" email scams

[jukes]

site of a guy that plays w/ these morons, driving them nuts for trying to con him!

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/

[KurtNYC]

1. Sides are hurting

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/Tuchme.htm

painfully funny

[Inland]

2. Incredible.

Ebola monkey man must have time on his hands!

[MaryH]

3. Our business got two e-mails from Nigeria.

We jumped right on them.

[RebelOne]

4. Go to this site.

http://www.419eater.com

I'm a register member. Read some of the baits. You will fall off your chair laughing. I don't do much baiting. I just like to warn potential victims. Or I send insulting letters to the scammers.

[jukes]

7. i had no idea

i just delete these guys w/o a thought; gee, what fun i've been missing out on! you can bet i'll be a little more thoughtful in the future & entertain these fellows as they deserve!

some seriously funny shit!

[livinginphotographs]

5. What a coincidence, I just found that site today.

n/t

[kick-ass-bob]

6. I love the Tiffany Minx one!!

[mattclearing]

8. That is really funny.

eom

[NewJeffCT]

9. too funny - I can't read it at work

I was laughing hysterically when Anita Hanchob came up...

[scarlett1]

10. I know a guy who f***'s with these morons also

I haven't talked to him recently, he's a freeper so I don't really want to talk him.

[silverpatronus]

11. a friend of mine got hit by one of these scammers...

his brain was on the fritz at the time, otherwise he'd have recognised it for what it was, and he only told me about it after the fact. my friend was trying to sell a ring and this scammer told him that he could only send him a cheque for twice the amount (six grand) and that he'd have to make change. why he fell for that i will NEVER know. he's usually a smart guy. anyway, this cheque was sent and deposited into his bank account, and the stupid bank changed the balance before they cleared the cheque, so he thought it was legit and sent the guy a return cheque for $3000 and the ring. by the time the bank woke up to the fake cheque and my friend woke up in the middle of the night like 'what the fuck was i on?', he was out 3 grand AND the ring worth another 3 grand. trust me, he's not proud of it. it definitely wasn't one of his more intelligent moments. as the police pointed out to him, it could have been a money laundering scam...anything, and he wasn't too bright about it.

[yardwork]

12. That's terrible - and a good reminder of what these scammers do

Whenever I start to feel sorry for them I think about people like your friend who got scammed. I do feel sorry for the people in the photos - I doubt they are the scammers, just some poor people who are probably coerced by the scammers into posing for photos.

These scammers are everywhere. When we sold our car using an online listing service we got dozens of scam notes pretending interest in buying the car, all with sad stories and complicated ideas for "closing the deal."

[Kat45]

13. They even send the scams to churches and use a "Godly" angle

I work in a church office, and we constantly get "nigerian scam" emails that are from a person that is supposedly "born again" and needs someone to do "Godly" things with the money.

When you think you've seen everything, something like this comes along!

[HEyHEY]

14. I knew idiots in College who fell for that shitl

[Lisa0825]

15. my friend Dave does that too, and fwds all the emails to me.

Funny stuff!