Even More Bumper Snicker funnies

[HawkerHurricane]

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!

G~d is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.

Keep honking while I reload.

Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.

EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

Just say no! To sex with pro-lifers.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her...or something like that.

Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

Stop repeat offenders, don't re-elect them

Re-elect Gore in '04

[niyad]

1. thank you-- all laughs gratefully appreciated

we need all the humour we can get right now

[izzie]

2. I wish to but some' anyone but Bush 'but can not find in your store.

I am ready for a small order but trying to see how to order them

[HawkerHurricane]

3. early morning humor kick

nt

[Booberdawg]

4. Forwarded to my email group!

[JVS]

5. A few more

Forget world peace! Visualize using your turn signals!

To hell with your honor Student, I proved the Kepler conjecture. (That one is designed specifically for Dr. Thomas Hales of the University of Pittsburgh http://www.math.pitt.edu/~thales/kepler98/ )

If you lived in your car you'd be home now.

Who farted?

That light was yellow when I went through, why are you still here?