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Mon Jan-03-05 03:44 PM
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I think my neighbor is an alkie, but, it's no business of mine |
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He works for the local lumber yard delivering supplies, and several times a day he comes home for a few minutes, very strange. I just heard the truck pull up, he stays long enough to make a drink, snort a line or something then he's gone. Like I say it's no business of mine it's kind of fun though guessing what he's doing over there.
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Mon Jan-03-05 03:46 PM
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1. Maybe he's a compulsive masturbater. |
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Mon Jan-03-05 03:46 PM
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3. Or maybe he's got a germ phobia |
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and has to use his own bathroom.
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Mon Jan-03-05 03:50 PM
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I've got a friend that won't use a public bathroom. He'd rather go through the drama of nearly pissing himself than use a public bathroom.
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Mon Jan-03-05 03:46 PM
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2. Maybe coming home for a quick nooner |
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Mon Jan-03-05 04:01 PM
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13. Yep, I remember my ol' days driving a truck.... |
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now is only a vague memory
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Mon Jan-03-05 03:47 PM
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4. Maybe he's just stopping by The Lounge to check on Matcom's latest? |
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Mon Jan-03-05 03:49 PM
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10. I was thinking he checked Election 2004 to see if Kerry has unconceded. |
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Mon Jan-03-05 03:47 PM
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5. Maybe he's letting a pet out or making a phone call |
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I have often run home to let the dogs out, then returned to work immediately.
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Mon Jan-03-05 03:47 PM
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6. He might be having a quickie with his other half. WTF does it have to do |
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with you? I like to care about things that have something to do with me.
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Mon Jan-03-05 03:48 PM
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Some folks are very particular about their bathroom habits. Perhaps he doesn't want to be interupted or walked in on.
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Mon Jan-03-05 03:49 PM
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8. Maybe he's a jackoffaholic |
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Mon Jan-03-05 03:49 PM
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9. Alcoholics don't need to run home to have a drink |
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If that were what he was doing, he'd probably keep a bottle (or substance of his choice) in his truck.
I knew one guy who kept his bourbon in his hose. That way he could have a drink while he was mowing the lawn and his wife thought he was just having a drink of water from the hose pipe.
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Mon Jan-03-05 04:00 PM
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Mon Jan-03-05 04:12 PM
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what the fuck is he doing over there? the bathroom thing makes the most sense. He's been married to the same woman for over twenty years, and she runs a daycare out of their home. Maybe he's popping in to see that she's not up to something, only they know.
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Mon Jan-03-05 04:12 PM
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15. Maybe he is feeding his goldfish. |
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Mon Jan-03-05 04:36 PM
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That'd be my first thought.
And snorting a line. Also that. :silly:
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Mon Jan-03-05 04:37 PM
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17. Sonds more like a dope smoker |
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