What the hell has happened to the Lounge?

[Padraig18]

There was always silliness here but reading page 1 reminds me of nothing so much as a locker room filled with 7th-grade boys telling fart jokes.

:wtf:

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. What's brown and sits on a piano stool?

[Boy Interrupted]

22. Beethoven's last movement?

I think I remember that joke for YEARS ago.

[jpgray]

2. Dupe

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2342262&mesg_id=2342262

But no one knew what homonymic innuendo meant.

:cry:

[patdem]

14. I got it...homonym...grass...lawn...but we are not the great thinkers

when we come to the lounge..we are Lounge Lizards? I say 'we' loosely since I am not one of 'them'! :hi:

[Susang]

21. "Them"?

I love that movie!

[Droopy]

3. It sounds like you better get Cuban Liberal after us

or maybe Big McLargeHuge. Just for our own good before we descend into dead baby jokes.

[Padraig18]

4. It's already passed the dead-baby joke point.

:wtf:

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Sorry, but wang jokes are nowhere near dead-baby jokes.

Those jokes are beneath even me.

[jpgray]

6. At least you got a new sigline out of it

:wtf:

[Name removed]

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[Susang]

11. Oh no

Now you've done it. ;-)

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have another one, that isn't a dead baby joke.... wanna hear it? }(

[Susang]

15. You've already opened the floodgates

So you might as well. Fire away. I can take it! x(

[Name removed]

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[Susang]

23. You are very bad!

And your first joke was deleted! :cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. No my friend is bad... and I think that was my first deleted message...

uh oh..... I'm in trouble! :scared:

[Susang]

27. Today, you are a man!

Or a woman, I'm not sure, as I have not read your profile.

Congratulations! :toast:

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. Woman lol :P

YAY! I'm a BIG GIRL NOW! :silly:

:toast:

[hickman1937]

13. How do you make a dead baby float?

Icecream, vernors, and a dead baby

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Q: What is blue and yellow and found at the bottom of a pool?

A: A baby with slashed floaties.


Q: What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool?

A: Floaties with a slashed baby.

[DS1]

30. will you ever shut the fuck up?

[Padraig18]

31. It's truly sick.

:puke:

[jonnyblitz]

7. no kidding.

:eyes:

[Padraig18]

10. Nice to know someone else has noticed, jonny.

Shall we sit and make fart noises with our armpits, so we fit in?

:eyes:

[Susang]

8. "Lighten up, Frances"

I've always wanted to say that. :-)

[asthmaticeog]

17. Chill out. It'll pass.

And frankly, I'll take juvenilia over chemtrails or any of the other ridiculous shit that people constantly drop in GD.

BTW, I farted!

[HEyHEY]

18. Let's give him a wedgie!

[asthmaticeog]

19. SWIRLIE!

[sundog]

20. bwhaha - yeah paddy! wedgie time!

:7

[Boy Interrupted]

26. an atomic wedgie or just the regular kind?

[HEyHEY]

28. We'll go with the moment!

[HEyHEY]

32. Did you really have to go to ATA with this?

I mean, for one afternoon the place gets a little strange and we're making a federal issue out of it?

[Padraig18]

33. If it's not a problem, you've nothing to worry about. n/t

[HEyHEY]

34. I'm not worried about anything but you becoming a bit

overly concerned with this. You used to dabble in the art of silliness yourself.

[Padraig18]

35. Not of the sort mentioned in the post. n/t

[HEyHEY]

36. Oh come on - you reference some pretty light posts

My "Who's the hottest" was one...funnily enough it was a copycat..but it was intended to actually ask the temp and not be a co-vert popularity thread.

[Padraig18]

37. Look in this very thread...

...posts 9-24, and tell me there's not a problem.

:eyes:

[hippiechick]

38. Yeah, it is getting ... uhhh ...

... well ... I can't find the word(s).

Between the venom in GD:Results and the idiocy here in the Lounge, it's starting to look like time for a break from DU for this chica.


:hippie:

[Beware the Beast Man]

40. Toodles.

[MichaelHarris]

39. Wanna see

a cute kitten picture?

[smbolisnch]

41. No. Not if it relates to some of the stuff in this thread.

[MichaelHarris]

42. but they are

so cute and fuzzy and so non offensive, except the ones that want to kill you.

[rasputin1952]

43. Locking...

OK kids...time to get out of the pool..You know you shouldn't pee in the pool anyway...:D