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Mon Jan-03-05 05:39 PM
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| Who want's to join my armpit fart orchestra and choir? |
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Edited on Mon Jan-03-05 06:14 PM by Beware the Beast Man
We need more altos! :hi:
*** to the dead serious folk- I think some of you know me enough by now to know that this is not a serious endeavor. I'm making a statement-a juvenille one, but a statement nonetheless ***
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:40 PM
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| Beware the Beast Man
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:42 PM
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| 4. Old enough to know better, and young at heart. |
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:41 PM
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| 2. I was an alto, but have put some weight on, so now I'm a baritone |
| terrya
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:41 PM
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| 3. By golly, I'm an alto! |
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:43 PM
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| 5. I'm sure the rest of the 7th grade would be glad to. |
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And I'm sure you'll get rave reviews from the third-grade boys.
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:56 PM
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| 16. Sure, let's bring some gravitas to the Lounge, shall we? |
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Edited on Mon Jan-03-05 05:59 PM by Beware the Beast Man
This way, all the forums on DU will be exactly the same. Now we can all be well-informed about such realisitic issues as chemtrails, how the recount will put Kerry in office, and how Bush is at fault for the tsunami. Fart jokes, indeed. How dare I act so immature when I could be fighting for The Cause.
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:43 PM
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| 6. I can't do armpit farts |
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:43 PM
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| 7. Just call me Le Petomaine ;) nt |
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:44 PM
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| 8. Got any gigs lined up? |
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Because I refuse to work with anyone but professionals. I've been in too many amateur armpit fart orchestras to screw around anymore.
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:48 PM
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| 11. We're touring "The Works of Mussorgsky" in the Summer. |
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So we must practice, practice, practice!
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:49 PM
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| 12. Might I suggest we do some Elgar as well? |
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:52 PM
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"Sphincters at an Asshibition"?
"A Night on Bawd Mountain"?
Stop me before I kill again...
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:46 PM
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disgusting noises with my hands. No armpit farts though.
I think it'd be in the alto range.
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:47 PM
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| 10. how about tenors? you have any tenor openings? |
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Mon Jan-03-05 05:51 PM
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| 13. Any volunteers for the castrati section? |
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Edited on Mon Jan-03-05 05:51 PM by Richardo
Anyone?
Bueller?
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| 14. I can think of a few... |
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