SO!!! What are your PETS New Years Resolutions???

[LynneSin]

I mean seriously, don't you think your pets have changes they want to make for the new year? What do you think your pets New Years resolutions are?

[achtung_circus]

1. To stop watching Mummy and her friend

doing that 2-backed beast thing

[MichaelHarris]

2. My dog wants

to get layed, but then again that's all he ever wants.

[Padraig18]

3. My ferret has promised to give up his toe fetish.

I haven't asked the dogs...

;)

[LynneSin]

4. Abbott said he's going to avoid those lustful feelings he gets...

....of wanting to piddle in places he shouldn't.

I know he's trying

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Eleanor: kill my brother

Coleman: kill my sister, and the chipmunks.

[Liberal Veteran]

6. Mischief has decided he has been too lazy and must work harder...

...to terrorize everyone else in the house.

Logan has decided that he will try to get more than the minimum of 18 hours of sleep.

Tonka has decided that he will be sure to vomit only things that have to be dry cleaned.

[patdem]

7. Well, these are more Wishes than Resolutions...

Sweetie Pie wants a stairway to the top of my monitor, cause she is old and hopping up is getting to be a pain

Rompystompy wants me to have a leash on my ankle to her so every time I get up she will be at my foot.

Zoe wants a door outside, cause she loves it out there till she wants to come in then has to wait for an invitation.

Precious Face wants a larger platform on top of the TV in the bedroom which he slids off of when he falls alseep.

They all have their own desires and needs. I try to accomodate them as best I can...like giving them catnip to make the forget their troubles at least for a little while! :hi: catperson!

[LynneSin]

10. Shameful - you're an enabler!! Giving your cats catnip

:eyes:

[legally blonde]

8. here are my cat's

New Year's Resolutions: http://www.flowgo.com/holidays/christmas_2004/funpages/view.cfm/1084

[LynneSin]

9. Mine:

Abbott: He vows to kill all the imaginary critters that run through my house. I mean, just because I can't see them doesn't mean those things aren't out there waiting for me, trying to get me.

Evita: I think she plans to be a little more agressive in the morning when it comes to getting her moist food. I mean, she already meows, and rubs & and smacks me with my paws because she always thinks that this will be the day I forget to give her the good food, even though I never forget.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. I asked the cats, and here's what they told me:

We resolve:
1) to shed our beautiful fur on your clothes so you'll look as great as we do.
2) to be sure you will never have to go to the bathroom alone.
3) to eat all your water-packed albacore tuna so you don't have to.
4) to stand on your face and howl every morning so you aren't late for work.
5) to drape our 16-lb. bodies across your neck to keep you warm.
6) to walk across your computer keyboard frequently to be sure it's working.
7) to produce Tactical Cat Farts often, for your olfactory pleasure.
8) to shove stuff on the floor to check that gravity is working so you don't have to worry about floating away.
9) to leave mouse entrails on the living room floor as our gift to you.
10) to stand at the door and howl so you will open it and be sure the hinges are working. We really don't want to go out.

[TlalocW]

12. My ferret promises

To keep getting up on the bed to wake me up over and over again no matter how many times I put her on the floor.

To never stop trying to get at the insoles in my shoes.

To hide my juggling beanbags.

To bounce around and say, "Dook dook dook dook," a lot.


The new year belongs to me! Do you hear? It's mine!

TlalocW