The tinfoil is blinding me!

[Medium Baby Jesus]

I used to enjoy reading news in GD and LBN but lately the conspiracy theorists are on a rampage. It's amazing. They can take any news story and assign blame to some government entity (if it can't be linked to rove). I used to challenge them but got tired of being called a freeper.

Examples:

Story: Dog bites man

Poster: The government is training attack dogs

Story: Tsunami

Poster: ITS THE OIL COMPANIES!!!!!!!!!!!

Story: Lasers pointed at planes

Poster: Homeland security is getting ready to round us up!

Feel free to post your own examples

[Fiona]

1. Centrist Democratic congressman dies of illness

He was strangled in his hospital bed by Barbara Bush!

[Padraig18]

3. With the assistance of Halliburton!

You almost forgot that part.

:tinfoilhat:

[Padraig18]

2. Stock in Reynolds Wrap is up 2 7/8ths today.

It's definitely :tinfoilhat: time in those forums.

[gotitans2]

4. Bush admin shutting down Kos

Story: Kos goes on a rant about lack of hard evidence for election fraud.

Poster: The Bush administration might be planning to shut Kos down.

[Medium Baby Jesus]

5. Are you a rove operative?

hmmmmmmmmmm?

:crazy:

[fob]

6. You must have the shiny side on the outside, turn it inside out and

you should be fine.

You want the shiny side IN because it reflects, and the dull side OUT because it absorbs and the evil waves can be siphoned off BEFORE entering your head. Common problem, see it all the time.

[democracyindanger]

7. do not listen to fob

You want the shiny side on the outside, because the idea is to reflect the evil transmissions away from your brain.

fob is most likely a federal Skull & Bones agent attached to the Illuminati.

[fob]

10. That's just CRAZEE. You don't want to exacerbate the situation by

bouncing the signals all over the place! You want only your thoughts to be reflected back to yourself, kinda of a double check that your "signal" is clear. You want the dull side to absorb the rays and then you can wither ground them off at the end of the day by attaching a wire to a 10 foot longer copper rod driven into the earth, thereby "grounding" them off harmlessly.

Folks, democracyindanger has obviously been wearing his/her tinfoil hat backwards and is no longer to be trusted! Besides everyone knows it's Illuminati agents that are attached to the Skull & Bones, which is a whooly owed subsidiary of the Masons. Geez, not only is it on backwards it's clearly a few sizes too small. I bet it's not even made of TIN!


:evilgrin:

[democracyindanger]

11. Aha!

Grounding your tinfoil hat via a copper rod driven into the earth is actually making a network connection to Internet II--the Knights of Columbus-operated surveillance web that Bush alluded to when he said "internets" during the presidential debates. This connection makes it possible for the pyramid located in the earth's core (built by Procter & Gamble at the turn of the century) to track your thoughts. Further, this pyramid was constructed with Martian lumber, a 2x4 of which was recently captured on film.

Come clean, "fob"...if that's your real name...

[fob]

12. Come on, EVERYONE knows you don't ground off the bad thoughts

while WEARING your tinfoil hat! Don't tell me you only have ONE tinfoil hat! You MUST get at least 3 so you can ground and rotate and keep yourself covered at all times. This explains alot of your rantings demoindanger. Although I did see the Martian lumber, and it was more like a 6x4 than a 2x4 but I suppose Martian units of measurement are different than ours...Hey!, Wait a minute. How did you know what the conversion factor was?

Democracy in danger, indeed.

[48pan]

8. I'm sick of hearing that...

Karl Rove is God. He's just another political operative.

[Medium Baby Jesus]

9. Hello Karl

Or do you just work for him.