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Mon Jan-03-05 06:39 PM
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If you were a pornstar what whould your stage name be? |
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So far we have Matcom as 'Buck Ahoy'
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:40 PM
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1. I Actually Know a Guy Named... |
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:43 PM
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wonder if he gets alot of calls.
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Mon Jan-03-05 07:35 PM
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I did the street names once. It was Fluffy Southoaks.
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:41 PM
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because Gusty Winds may exist
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:43 PM
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my name after all the cabbage I ate.
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:44 PM
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:43 PM
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Big McLargeHuge
And I would want to star in the title role in "Cap'n Jim's Hat Shoppe of Lust Ahoy."
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:43 PM
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:44 PM
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Mon Jan-03-05 07:10 PM
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there is a craps table and me involved then it's not weird at all.
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Mon Jan-03-05 07:12 PM
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:46 PM
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It just came to me, as if in a dream....spooky.
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:48 PM
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10. Going by the standard process |
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that is taking your first pet's name as your porn first name and the street you grew up on as your porn last name, I would be the unfortunately named:
Fuzzy Smallwood
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:52 PM
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Not sure it would get top billing.
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:53 PM
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Pet name - Muffy. Yes, that works - but I grew up on a numbered street.
Muffy 114th just doesn't cut it.
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:59 PM
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19. Try the second street you lived on |
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or just go by "Muffy Streets"....kind of a prep/urban vibe
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Mon Jan-03-05 07:12 PM
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:52 PM
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:53 PM
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that turned me on immensely.
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:54 PM
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15. There's also the alternate one - |
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:56 PM
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Edited on Mon Jan-03-05 07:09 PM by MichaelHarris
while I whup this out. I've been waiting so long to use that line from 'Blazing Saddles" and now is that time.
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:55 PM
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I went as Sterling Rodd for Halloween a few years back.
Shaved off the beard part of my goatee--but left the handlebars down to my chin. Used the most nasty fake tan cream to get that orange glow. Bathed in Brut
And put a roll down my leg reaching to the knee-- Called him Otis (as in the Elevator company)...
Oh--it was just too much fun. Will have to trot Sterling out next year. (Had business cards made as well-- "Available for Bachelorette Parties, Bat Mitzvahs, and NOW conventions)
Terribly un-PC and fun.
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Mon Jan-03-05 06:57 PM
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the orange tan was the icing on the cake.
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Mon Jan-03-05 07:17 PM
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Used it on Yahoo for a while. It was my porno alter ego on the message boards.
The only problem was that it was so subtle it went over a lot of their heads.
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Mon Jan-03-05 07:19 PM
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I'm freaked right out. LOL
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Mon Jan-03-05 07:05 PM
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i don't know -- but i generally am -- randy -- not rick.
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Mon Jan-03-05 07:08 PM
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i dated a girl named Belinda Screws.....
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Mon Jan-03-05 07:11 PM
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she got some phone calls
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Mon Jan-03-05 07:24 PM
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with the last name of Pickup. Kid you not.
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Mon Jan-03-05 07:43 PM
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38. I believe you; I know someone who's unfortunately named |
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Mon Jan-03-05 07:10 PM
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I also have an idea for a series of hi-brow porns. The first in the series would be "The Ass Menagerie"
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Mon Jan-03-05 07:54 PM
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41. perhaps you can star with Buster Hymen (real porn guy) |
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Mon Jan-03-05 08:00 PM
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The guy who wrote the song "The Great Pretender" was Buck Ram, which would work, too
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I had to say that. :silly:
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Mon Jan-03-05 08:14 PM
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Where I used to work the guy in charge of our parts department had to call a vendor that went by the name of Dick Head. I kid you not. The parts department guy would laugh at the drop of a hat and told me he just barely made it through the phone call without laughing.
Why the guy went by Dick instead of Richard is beyond me.
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Mon Jan-03-05 08:34 PM
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50. the best one so far....LOL! |
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Mon Jan-03-05 08:27 PM
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Name of a real person who is actually not a porn star. I think it would have a certain je ne sais quoi as a porn star name.
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Mon Jan-03-05 08:30 PM
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I know a family of Slocums, and was always a bit jealous of the surname. Talk about marketing!
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