An ethnically non-identifiable person of indeterminate gender...

[Fiona]

walks into a bar.

The bartender says "May I help you?"

ROFL!!!!!

[maddiejoan]

1. offensive

[Fiona]

3. True...

by saying "person" I was being species-ist. I apologize.

[HEyHEY]

13. go away now

unless you're kidding

[goodbody]

2. Okay, I admit

I don't get it...?

[Fiona]

5. Oh, but you do

you really do.

[NightTrain]

4. What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?

"Hop in!"

[Fiona]

7. Oh, you are SOOO gonna get jumped on

by the one-leggers. If they could jump, that is.

[MissMillie]

12. Isn't that all they can do?

Well, I suppose they could roll....

[baldguy]

21. Please, please! They're "uni-ped persons"

[Exultant Democracy]

6. I'm hitting alert,

this may not be religious persecution, but I can't take that chance..

[Fiona]

8. the person (or non-human mammal)

was a unitarian.

[The Magistrate]

23. Not All Their Habits Are Well Reported, Ma'am

"I knew it was time to get out of town when the Unitarians burnt a question mark on my front lawn...."

[Fiona]

25. Sir...

I'm quite fond of you.

[The Magistrate]

27. Thank You, Ma'am

It is always a great pleasure for me to encounter you about the place as well.

"My mother never breast-fed me: she said she liked me, but as a friend...."

[Fiona]

28. Heheh...

Is that a Dangerfield line?

Anyway, I think you're one of the rare scientifically literate people who inhabit these boards. Plus, I think your style is A+.

[NightTrain]

9. Politically correct bullshit!

What's the good of posting to the Lounge if you can't have fun doing it, fer chrissake? :grr:

[Exultant Democracy]

10. but who will think of the children?

what would Mario Van Peeples do? WWMVPD?

[Fiona]

11. Mario Van Peebles

would make a self-indulgent shitty movie.

[Exultant Democracy]

14. correction shitty action movies.

Action, action romance, action sci-fi, but never action comedy, because comedy takes timing!

[Fiona]

29. You're right...

a self-indulgent shitty action movie. I should've been more clear.

[arwalden]

15. These Three ENIPOIGHCASPORSI* Walk Into A Bank...

... You'd think that ONE of them would have seen it!

-- Allen

* ethnically non-identifiable person of indeterminate gender, hair color, age, sexual preference, or religious self-identification

[Fiona]

17. You're attacking

people with freckles. I'm alerting.

[Exultant Democracy]

18. ENIPOIGHCASPORSI

I love it

[fujiyama]

16. What comes to mind

is that hobbit at the end of the Lord of the Rings: Return of the King.

At the end of Return of the King, is that chubby older hobbit a male or female?

Those that have seen the movie may know who I'm talking about. It's teh hobbit that looks at Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry, with anger and kinda scoffs at them.

I couldn't tell.

[nickgutierrez]

19. I know how you feel.

:)

[Bok_Tukalo]

20. That's not funny

I used to be an ethnically non-identifiable person of indeterminate gender.

[Fiona]

22. but now I can determine your gender...

you never should've let me get to 3rd base.

[Susang]

24. I am alerting on this thread

This is obviously an attempt to be as offensive as possible and I will not stand for it! :mad:

[Fiona]

26. I don't blame you

I'm ashamed of myself.