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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:36 PM
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I am holding a live baby on a leash as I type
The little bugger insists on going into the other room as I type on DU
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seriousstan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:38 PM
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1. You were spotted at a mall today.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:39 PM
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2. got a muzzle?
that'll help
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shraby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:39 PM
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3. Do like I used to do
I layed a chair down in the doorway so the kidlets couldn't get into the kitchen while I cooked. I had 4 pre-schoolers. It was very effective in keeping them out of the kitchen but I had to step high when I wanted to leave or enter.
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PartyPooper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:42 PM
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4. Wait until it's nappy-changing time.
I understand it is very difficult to type and perform this task at the same time.

And, don't forget to wash your hands. Babies have lotsa germs!

:D
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jellybelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:42 PM
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5. my mom always put up a little fence
so the babes could walk between rooms...my older sister and I would always trip over themx(
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Pepperbelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-03-05 09:44 PM
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6. Nyquil. nt
:evilgrin:
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