Actors Who Thought They Could Sing - Who Sucked The Most?

[shawmut]

I know I'm missing some obvious ones, but these are the ones I can think of right now.


Add more. :)

[St. Jarvitude]

1. WILLIAM SHATNER

The Stewie Griffin parody of that was the most brilliant moment on Family Guy that didn't involve a guy in a chicken suit getting beaten up :evilgrin:


She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
In fact it's cold as hell
And there's no one there to raise them if you did
And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week
A rocket man, a rocket man

And I think it's gonna be a long long time...

[Tab]

6. William Shatner hands down

for his horrible rendition of "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" and one other that I have blissfully wiped from memory.

[librechik]

10. no, man, Leonard Nimoy!

without question worse than Shatner.

[HuskiesHowls]

15. I agree with you.....

I had forgotten (thankfully) about "Lucy", until you mentioned it. Now, for MY revenge :):)...the other song was MacArthur's Park.

[BlueFlu]

22. Damn you to hell for planting that evil sound in my brain once again! n/t

[jellybelly]

2. Jennifer Love Hewitt

[jpgray]

24. She could have "made it" if she had whored it up (nt)

[jellybelly]

26. but she's too goofy-looking to be a whore

:bounce:

[jpgray]

28. Most of the pop whores we have now look pretty goofy

But then they all look like shit to me.

[jellybelly]

30. they all look like crap

:thumbsup: But Jennifer has a weird face, sorta like a monkey in heat.

[mvd]

40. She is bad

I also think many of the pop singers are prettier than her.. Michelle Branch and Mandy Moore are quite pretty, among others.

As for worst actor turned singer? I think Maureen McCormick may beat JLH, even though I'd give JLH's CD a C- and I tend to like pop/rock.

[NightTrain]

3. Remember Sal Mineo?

He had a top ten hit in 1957 called, "Start Movin' (In My Direction)." An un-fucking-believably bad record! :hurts:

[PartyPooper]

33. I once saw him onstage nekkid in a play!

Before he was murdered. It was about 20 years ago. But, he didn't sing. So, I don't know what I missed as far as his vocal qualities are concerned.

But, he was sure awfully cute, anyway!

;-)

[Minstrel Boy]

4. Jerry Lewis

He really thought he was Buddy Love for a while there.

[tyedyeto]

5. Clint Eastwood in

Paint Your Wagon

[Maat]

7. I must go with Bruce Willis ...

because he is an evil Rethuglican. And he thinks he is the Great Spirit's greatest gift to womankind ... and he's just some narcissistic sexist a**hole.

[RoeBear]

8. Hey I liked "Party all the time"

by Eddie Murphy. How about adding that dude from "Baywatch"?

On edit: STOP VOTING FOR EDDIE!

[Placebo]

9. Ugh. So many.

Jennifer Love Hewwit

Robert *snort* Downey Jr.

Jennifer Lopez

Russel Crowe

the list can go on and on!

[Pepperbelly]

11. I went with John Travolta.

I love a lot of his work but when he tried to transition into music and had a golden opportunity to rock ther world, he chose not to rock at all. Pablum without salt or sugar.

[Bluebear]

13. Gonna let her in......gonna let her in....Mmmmm mmmmm.....

[redstateblues]

12. What About Telly Savalas- He was Awful!

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

14. Chuck Norris

ever heard the theme to Walker? It's fuckin' hilarious.

"The eyes of the ranger...."

[elperromagico]

16. My... girl... wants... to...

PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME!!!

My... girl... wants... to...

PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME!!!

My... girl... wants... to...

PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME!!!

My... girl... wants... to...

PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME!!!

My... girl... wants... to...

PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME!!!

My... girl... wants... to...

PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME!!!

My... girl... wants... to...

PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME!!!

[jpgray]

17. I assume Rick James was in a coked out stupor for that session (nt)

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. Damn you! I was going to post that!!

x(

:P

[6000eliot]

18. I would have gone with Travolta or Johnson

But Robert Downey Jr's stuff is unbelievably bad, and he "writes" it himself.

[lpbk2713]

19. Jim Nabors but Shattner comes in a close second.

Wayil gawleee.

[Turn CO Blue]

20. Vicki Lawrence had a number one

with "The Night the Lights Went out in Georgia". I liked that song.

Don Johnson's "Heart Beat" was just terrible.

[Mikimouse]

23. How about Roseanne Barr??...n/t

[tuvor]

25. You forgot Philip Michael Thomas!!!!!

Or whoever the other Miami Vice guy was.

Or maybe you MEANT to leave him off because you think he's pretty damn terrific....

[CBHagman]

27. Thanks for making me remember "Think It Over"

Which Cheryl Ladd sang, while tossing her blond mane from side to side, on some TV show of yesteryear. :puke:

By the way, one day a co-worker played the first "Golden Throats" CD (on Rhino Records). We were all laughing so hard we couldn't answer the phone, and one of the cashiers was completely doubled over. I thought she'd inflicted permanent damage. You've GOT to hear those CDs.

http://www.rhino.com/store/ProductDetail.lasso?Number=70187

[koopie57]

29. who sang that one song

Youuuu light up my life
Youuu give me hoooooope to carrryyyyy on

[MissMillie]

32. Debbie Boone

but she was never an actress... (well, she was never a singer either)

[Sannum]

31. Check out this site...

www.miserablemelodies.com

[baldguy]

34. Leonard Nimoy

Sings about Bilbo Baggins

http://www.game-revolution.com/download/trickyl/goodies/Video/baggins.mov

[Downtown Hound]

37. LOL, I've seen that before, but

it's just so hilarious. As much as it pains me to admit it, his voice actually isn't that terrible. I'm not saying it's great, but it could be worse. But those lyrics, that music, and the dancing, BWHAHAHAHAHA!

[Doctor_J]

35. Shatner or Nimoy

that was bad.

[PartyPooper]

36. Lucille Ball was the worst "highly rated" actress who couldn't sing!

Anyone remember "Mame", the movie?

:eyes:

[joeybee12]

38. I have the soundtrack to "Wildcat"--the Broadway musical,

and she's not really singing, but she ain't bad.

Did you know Valerie Harper was in the chorus for the show?

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

39. Ashlee Simpson n/t