I know a great knock-knock joke. You start.

[blondeatlast]

(heh, heh)

My kid's favorite.

[FlashHarry]

1. Wait. Aren't you supposed to start?

Say "knock knock." :hi:

[blondeatlast]

2. Heh, heh. The kid got me with that one but good.

Where is that embarrassed smilie>!

[SOteric]

3. Okay,

Knock, knock.

[DrWeird]

4. who's there.

.

[SOteric]

5. Howard

[arwalden]

Howard Bensonmum?

[FlashHarry]

7. Do you mean...

...Georgesir Bensonmum? (Love Alec Guinness.)

[arwalden]

11. "Your little gest escapes me..."

"I can feel it in my buns."
"You have buns? Where are the buns?"
"No no no! The 'buns' in my body!"

[DrWeird]

6. never heard of him

.

[SOteric]

9. It's your cousin,

Howard you like a good, swift kick in the pants, fella.

[roughsatori]

8. Knock Knock NT

[Droopy]

10. Who's there?

[roughsatori]

12. AMANDA NT

[Droopy]

13. Amanda who?

[roughsatori]

15. A MAN DA Hug and Kiss

A man to hug and kiss. Sorry it took so long to post my stupid reply but I was on my poetry thread. And I have used that kncok knock as a pick -up line and gotten laid. :)

[Dehumanizer]

14. Amandarin orange.

.

[roughsatori]

16. That was very good, thanks for holding the fort till I got back NT