Anyone else find slim jim commericals mildly disturbing

[JohnKleeb]

EAT ME!
ummmmm whatever.

[JVS]

1. The Glory Days of Macho Man Randy Savage saying "snap into a slim jim"...

while chickens crash through the school's walls are but a fond memory, an era that is gone with the wind.

OOoooooohh YEAH!

[JohnKleeb]

2. I think I remember that

[JVS]

4. I think it later became the basis for Duffman

[JohnKleeb]

5. I thought that came about because they had a guy like that for budweiser

[JVS]

7. Nah. A superhero for beer would never fly, but a wrestler for beef snacks

is pure gold

[JohnKleeb]

9. yeah that sounds right

[Redneck Socialist]

11. Bud Man!

The Dauntless Defender of Quality! (or something like that)

http://www.steincollectors.org/library/articles/Bud%20Man/Bud%20Man.html

[JohnKleeb]

13. So I was right eh?

[JVS]

14. Oops, that was before my time. But that superhero doesn't look too super

[JohnKleeb]

18. Yeah he doesn't

[Redneck Socialist]

17. I think so

Duffman is a Simpson's thing I take it? I don't watch much tv but if I understand the reference then Duffman is most likely based on Bud Man.

[JohnKleeb]

19. Yeah Duffman is like the Bud Man of the Simpsons

has his own theme music and everything.

[Ekirh]

3. LOL

I completely forgot about those....

Snap into a Slim Jim.. DIG IT!!!

okay.. enough of that.

[da_chimperor]

6. Those commercials were SO annoying, 'come eat some processed pig ass!'

I wanted to smack the shit out of that guy every time I saw it. Are they still airing that one?

[JohnKleeb]

8. No I dont think so, I just have some processed pig ass

:), Toblerstone, and a whole thing of summer sausage.

[da_chimperor]

10. Ahh, summer sausage. I remember that stuff

The germans are much better at making sausage. Nüremberger sausages kick ass, they're so fucking good!

[JohnKleeb]

12. that stuff is great

so is kielbasa.

[da_chimperor]

15. The polish know their food as well. pierogi are awesome!

Shit, I just love food. :D

[JohnKleeb]

16. Food is why I am 225 :)

Yeah Polish food and eastern european food in general is great, I get a lot of it at my grandparents house.

[da_chimperor]

20. Hungarian food is great. I've had authentic goulash and it was awesome

not kind on the wasteline, though. My high metabolism keeps me at a steady 180 - 185. Let's just say i'd rather not wrestle you. :D

[JohnKleeb]

21. I swear to you I don't look it, and if I were to take up a fighting sport

wouldn't be wrestling, would be boxing.

[da_chimperor]

22. Muscle is rather dense, you beast of a man, you!

;)

edit: the vodka is kicking in! Woo!

[JohnKleeb]

23. nah its just I tell most people I am over 200, they're like what!

I smile and say umm yeah, you just didnt see my ass, I admit its what makes me fat.

[da_chimperor]

25. Quite a few women find bubble butts attractive

With a little toning, the women will be throwing themselves at you.

[JohnKleeb]

26. I hope so

Its been better as of late honest.

[da_chimperor]

27. With some charm, and a white suit

you'll be a pimp. Don't forget to get a long feather for your hat.

[JohnKleeb]

28. agh I dont wear suits, I hate wearing a tie

I am just ultra casual.

[da_chimperor]

29. I usually am as well

but i've got a nice suit and i'm built for it, and so I shock everyone when i'm dressed up. The ladies love it. :D

[JohnnyRingo]

24. Oh Yeaaaahhh!!

N/T

[jdots]

30. Do you know how they make slim jims ?

Skate boarders donate thier scabs to the company where they are mixed with herbs & spices,injected with petro chemicals then packaged and shipped to Freeper Co. warehouses to age for 23 years.They go great with a fine wine ( in the box) or a Coors Lite.

[Deja Q]

31. Hmmm, Jim Carrey on crack. No thanks.

[JohnKleeb]

32. Thats Jim Carrey?