I've reached some kind of a milestone...

[Der Blaue Engel]

25 of my last 30 posts have gone completely ignored. Did I step in some freep offal?

:shrug:

(Oh, and somewhere along the way, I stopped noticing my post count and quietly passed 500. Yay, me.) :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Yay you, you past 500!

:party: :toast: :party:

[Der Blaue Engel]

9. Thanks, RevActs!

:toast:

(I see you left me in the dust long ago!) :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. LOL yeah..... I went on several mad posting sprees....

and I have no life. Lots of time for posting! :7 lol

[drhilarius]

2. Agh! I'm about to be in the 700 club...

trying to put it off.

[Der Blaue Engel]

8. Don't. Answer. This. Post.

Don't do it! You're two steps from the 7th Level of Hell.

;)

[da_chimperor]

3. Nah, it happens. Some days i'm on a roll and almost all of mine

are answered. Other days, I'm lucky if I get one or two replies. Don't worry about it, it happens to us all . . . with a few exceptions.

[Der Blaue Engel]

11. Well, yes, maybe I should have changed my name to...

...ZombyBlaue!

:evilgrin:

[smbolisnch]

4. Congrats on 500!

I am headed for 900! :) :toast:

[Miami Liberal]

6. You left me way behind

:cry:

[smbolisnch]

19. Mwwwaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa.........

:evilgrin:
It was the dead baby jokes.

[Miami Liberal]

23. Dead babies?

That's evil, just pure evil. }(

[smbolisnch]

24. Oh you don't even want to know......

It was evil and nasty and just be glad you missed it. Not oddly, the person who started it disappeared. :eyes:

[Miami Liberal]

26. Glad I missed it

and now I can go to bed because I'm officially out of the 700 club, YAY! :party:

[smbolisnch]

27. Yay!

Goodnight!

[Miami Liberal]

28. Nite, nite : ) n/t

[Coldwulf]

36. Dead Babie jokes...I used to love them...

Told em all the time. My ex almost got lynched for telling one at a LaMaz thing

[Der Blaue Engel]

12. Thanks, smbolisnch!

I've just gotten mentally tongue-tied over your username. (Either that or I sneezed.) ;)

[smbolisnch]

22. LMAO, don't worry, I can't even pronounce it!

It's the first 2 letters of my 5 animal's names ;)

[Miami Liberal]

5. Congrats on #500

It's all downhill after that. :-)

[Der Blaue Engel]

13. Except for that scary 700 place

:scared:

[Miami Liberal]

16. I know what you mean

I've got a few left before I escape from it.

[pres2032]

7. congrats on 500!

Da chimperor is right, happens to all of us. Sometimes i post great threads that get ignored, other times i post crappy or stupid threads and they get lots of replies and vise-versa. depends on the mood of the lounge. :-)

[Der Blaue Engel]

14. Well there's where I went wrong

I should just stay in the lounge! :)

[pres2032]

18. yup, that's the key!

stay away from GD

[qnr]

17. Yeah, I hate it when everyone notices you figuratively scratching your

butt, but is never around when you rescue the cat from the tree. Um, in a manner of speaking.

[qnr]

10. Congratulations on 50.... um.... 525! n/t

[Der Blaue Engel]

15. Don't look now, I'm creeping toward 600

Cuz I can't seem to STFU! :D

[qnr]

20. Yeah, I'm like that. I have this great flurry of posts for a while,

on different forums, then I just mysteriously decide not to post. Rumors start flying about my having been killed in a tragic hunting accident in upstate New York. Then I show back up and submit a another flurry. Strange.

[Der Blaue Engel]

32. Well that's understandable

Sometimes you've got to do other stuff with your right hand. :evilgrin:

[put out]

25. Yay, you. I am not going to ignore you.

I'm hoping to get 1000. I just can't think of smart things to say. Ask me anything. Get a real funky answer.

[Der Blaue Engel]

31. Okay, I'll bite: Who put you out...

...and have you been meowing to get back in?

[put out]

35. Ha. I am just scratching at the door.

I chose Put Out for my name because...alcohol may have been involved. Also, when I finally registered here, I felt put out of my party, put out of my rightfully elected President, and "put out" is the polite euphemism for PISSED OFF, in my neck of the woods.

I had forgotten the sexual connotation. Honest.

So are you going to make a real boy out of me? That's going to take a lot of doing.

Kim

[Der Blaue Engel]

39. Now where's an eyebrow raising smiley when you need it?

So...are you...a fake boy?

[put out]

40. Oh dear. My German is for shit.

Does "Der Blaue Engel" mean "the Blue Angel"? First I thought of Marlene Dietrich, spelling still not right, and then the blue angel from the Pinocchio story; she would make him a real boy. My mind makes strange connections sometimes. Yes, I am a very fake boy. I wouldn't fool a soul. You are a funny person. Create the one eyebrow raised smiley.

How's your count now?
Kim

[Der Blaue Engel]

44. I believe you mean your German is for scheiße

;)

Yes, The Blue Angel is one of Marlene Deitrich's early films, a Josef von Sternberg film that launched her career, where she sang "Falling in Love Again" in top hat and garters.

And I love the Pinocchio blue fairy, but she is a fairy and not an angel. :) Don't worry, my mind makes strange connections too. Usually I say funny, clever things known only to me, and chuckle to myself until people begin to move carefully away from me.

How's my...oh, my COUNT. Thank goodness. Well, since I'm posting nearly round the clock in an apparent effort to get tombstoned for being too wakeful, my count is hurtling toward 600 at a breakneck speed.

BTW, I haven't met too many boys, real or otherwise, named Kim, but I have a cousin named Kim. (I'm betting you're not him.)

[Boy Interrupted]

29. maybe its just no one likes you

Just kidding!!! If you ever crave someone responding to your posts, start controversial thread in GD. I'll give you a topic I've been saving for when I need attention. If men are required to pay child support, shouldn't women be required to have the man's consent before getting an abortion? Shouldn't men be able to "abort" the child from their life for their own reasons?

[Der Blaue Engel]

30. You are just pure, candy coated evil

I'll answer your unposed hypothetical as soon as my son's deadbeat dad pays even a single $100. }(

on edit: Well of course no one likes me. That's just a given. :D Wanna eat some of my worms?

[Boy Interrupted]

33. I was just trying to start trouble

I have no sympathy for dead beat dads. But once in a while it is fun to start trouble just for the fun of it.

[Der Blaue Engel]

34. Yes, I know.

Sometimes I have to sit on my hands not to start trouble. :)

[put out]

37. Um, how then do you type?

Wait, tell me something that won't get me banned.

Chopsticks? Straws? A servant? Paid employee?

[Der Blaue Engel]

38. Hee

My cats post for me. Those are those weird-ass comments you'll see from time to time. ;)

[NightTrain]

41. "Offal?"

I had to look that one up at www.m-w.com! ;)

[lib_1138]

42. Here at DU, no one ever responds to any posts... Get used to it

[FuzzySlippers]

43. Hey you!

I'm proving you a liar!:P

[lib_1138]

45. LOL Good one nt