Must_B_Free
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Tue Jan-04-05 02:23 AM
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I am tempted to go to Walmart right now and buy some Jerky |
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Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 02:24 AM by Must_B_Free
Jack Links terriyaki
what else should I buy from Walmart?
Oh yeah I forgot, I'll drive my SUV there.
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Tue Jan-04-05 02:25 AM
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I remember Wal-Mart had great prices on Light Bulbs.
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Tue Jan-04-05 02:26 AM
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2. Holy shit, I'm laughing out loud at the title...Slim Jims for me please. |
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for which I will gladly repay you Tuesday.
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Must_B_Free
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Tue Jan-04-05 02:28 AM
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5. ewww slim jim is gross |
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I hate that you can squeeze that white pus oil out of it... And the flavor is ultra gross.
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Tue Jan-04-05 02:51 AM
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6. mechanically. separated. chicken. |
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Tue Jan-04-05 10:43 PM
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15. How about a box of shaped meat? |
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Tue Jan-04-05 02:27 AM
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Buy some castor oil to marinate that jerky in!
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Tue Jan-04-05 02:27 AM
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4. Buy as much cheap chinese crap that you can get your hands on. |
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Tue Jan-04-05 02:53 AM
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7. Get one of those "Support the troops" ribbons for your SUV |
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I'm sure they'll have some.
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:10 AM
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made in China, just like the American flags on the freepers cars
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Tue Jan-04-05 02:56 AM
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8. Could you pick me up one of those yellow magnets, shaped like a ribbon |
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Somebody painted mine orange and drew a big FW on it.
Thanks
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:01 PM
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Fat Wallet is what FW means to me...
by the way I didn't go but I also didn't get to sleep last night.
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Tue Jan-04-05 11:38 PM
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19. perhaps pressed meat into the shape of a yellow ribbon. |
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that might be a hot seller.
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:01 PM
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11. Note to self: do not beat MBF. |
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:03 PM
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12. Grab a fur or a leather coat, too. Some leather gloves. |
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And a cart full of ammo for your assault weapon hunting rifle.
And as many fullscreen version DVDs that you can find that have been properly censored by WalMart so as to take out the anti-American and antio-family-values stuff, but that leave all the good Christian killing and violence in.
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Must_B_Free
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:06 PM
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13. But what about Dennis Miller books? |
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Tue Jan-04-05 07:08 PM
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14. Yep. Grab some of those, too. |
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And try to buy some sneakers made by child slave labor from Indonesia. They need all the help they can get from us now.
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Tue Jan-04-05 10:44 PM
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16. A Murkan flag and a Toby Keith CD. |
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Tue Jan-04-05 10:44 PM
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17. Do they have Ann Coulter's book, "How To Talk To A Liberal (If You Must)?" |
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If so, could you grab me a copy? I bought the book when it first came out, but the pages kind of, um, stick together now.
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Tue Jan-04-05 11:18 PM
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18. I thought you were serious! |
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