MEN: Always stand by your woman

[TXlib]

And then fart.
And then walk away.

(Stolen from my wife, KCDem)

[meganmonkey]

1. My Man uses his Dog as a surrogate for that

Quagmire (the dog) will be sitting at my feet and he'll let one rip and then look all shocked "What was that?" and then run away. Charming :eyes:
Mistermonkey says Quagmire doesn't realize what it is and he's just scared. The dog is 9 years old. You'd think he'd have figured it out by now. ;)

[histohoney]

2. Schnickers (dachshund)

just leaves. No guilty look, nothing just leaves. What she leaves behind could peel paint!:nuke:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Sounds about right

that is why I have pets

[BurtWorm]

4. Where is your woman, by the way?

Where have you both been lately? Have you gotten sick of those repulsives at that other "underground?"

[TXlib]

5. We've been busy.

She works now, and her employer frowns on internet use at work.
I still post a great deal at CU.

[BurtWorm]

7. I got booted, you might recall.

Supposedly for dishonoring veterans. :eyes:

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. I always do, and I always will.

Just ask her! :D