Bunny
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Tue Jan-04-05 01:29 PM
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How come none of you told me I had melted chocolate on my ass? |
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Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 01:32 PM by Bunny
I was eating Goobers for lunch, and unbeknownst to me, dropped one or two on my chair. They apparently melted, causing there to be chocolate on the seat of my pants. I walked to another office, had a brief conversation with a co-worker, and then went to the restroom. Still, I did not notice the chocolate until I returned to my office and saw it all melted on my desk chair. Checked the back of my pants, and sure enough there it was! At most, only 2-3 people at work here could have seen it.
On the embarrassment scale, how would you rate this (one being low, ten being high)? :crazy:
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Tue Jan-04-05 01:30 PM
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1. Nobody's Gonna Believe It's Chocolate |
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Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 01:31 PM by arwalden
Unless you invite them to get closer and sniff for themselves... and WHO is likely to do that?? They'll just say that they take your word for it... but deep down inside, they'll be thinking something else.
My deepest sympathies.
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Bunny
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Tue Jan-04-05 01:31 PM
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2. That's the truly embarrasing part, ain't it? |
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The only saving grace is that there was absolutely NO odor!
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Tue Jan-04-05 01:32 PM
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6. Especially after seeing her come out of the restroom. |
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Tue Jan-04-05 01:33 PM
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8. I don't think anybody saw that particular part of my journey! |
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Tue Jan-04-05 01:31 PM
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with a 9.5
ohh, but the East German judge only gives her a 7!!!
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Tue Jan-04-05 01:34 PM
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Coulda had a gold medal if not for that judge!
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Tue Jan-04-05 01:31 PM
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4. 10, because it was chocolate. |
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I hope they thought it was chocolate on you instead of something else.
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Tue Jan-04-05 01:32 PM
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but just to let you know I didn't tell you because it looked cute.
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Tue Jan-04-05 01:33 PM
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;) ;) that was a great story you made to cover it up, though :thumbsup:
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Tue Jan-04-05 01:33 PM
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9. Yeah and I have lemonade on my khakis |
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Tue Jan-04-05 01:33 PM
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10. I'd give it a 6--but worse is realizing that nobody looks at your ass! |
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Tue Jan-04-05 01:34 PM
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11. This happened a lot to me when I ate choc chip muffins |
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from Dunkin' Donuts while driving. Lots of good pants ruined because I couldn't wait to eat.
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