I got a Bush joke

[sasquatch]

GWB went out to do some grocery shopping because it was Pickles birthday and he wanted to give her a break for once. He also offered her the gift of not getting drunk so she wouldn't have to clean up after him and he was going to make her breakfast in bed the next morning. When Pickles woke up the next morning she saw GWB grinning from ear to ear with a tray in his hands. He said "I made you bacon n' eggs with toast n' coffey off to the side". Pickles repies "sounds great hun, can't wait to have a bite". GWB say's "wait till you try the toast, I found this new jelly that I love". GWB continues "It's called 'Kentucky Jelly' it comes in a squeeze tube so you don't have to clean a knife and it's also clear ISN'T THAT COOL!!". Pickles looks at George and nods yes then bite's into her toast. Pickles immeadietly spits the toast out of her mouth and say' to George "George that was awful let me see the bottle of the jelly".
George say's "ok" and leaves the room to get the bottle.
Returns with the bottle and gives it to Pickles. She grabs it out of his hands and screams "George do you know what this is?!?"
GWB replies "yes it's 'Kentucky Jelly'">
Pickles screams back "NO GEORGE, IT'S KY JELLY".

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[patdem]

1. I hope george's* new found jelly did not find its way to russia

is that why putin is to pissed??? could be??? LOL...that is very funny...bush* would do that...I have not seen evidence that he would not??? Sorta like WMD...prove they do not exist. :bounce:

[sasquatch]

2. I'm glad you liked it

:)