matcom

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:23 PM
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i'm going down to the store for some smokes. can i get you anything?

Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 03:23 PM by matcom

I AM BAD!!

:spank: :spank:

sorry. REALLY!

i'm just kidding.

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Liberal Veteran

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:24 PM
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1. Pick me up a gallon of cheap wine.

Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 03:24 PM by Liberal Veteran

And some rubbers.

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StopTheMorans

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:25 PM
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7. i'll second that, and add some pork rinds and pizza to the list

oh, and make sure the wine is in a box!

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Amaya

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:33 PM
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15. Box of wine ,pork rinds, pizza, and some rubbers

That was my list!

:)

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StopTheMorans

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:37 PM
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18. nice, i'll be over shortly

:evilgrin:

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arcane1

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:24 PM
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2. a pack. No, a carton

a case?

A gross??????

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matcom

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:25 PM
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3. NO SMOKES FOR YOU!

in my best 'smoke-nazzi' voice

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arcane1

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:28 PM
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10. dammit

ok just buy me some weed then

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nothingshocksmeanymore

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:28 PM
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11. Hey you only gave up cigs, right?

smoke somethin else! :evilgrin:

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underpants

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:25 PM
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4. Some Whipped cream and peanuts please

:spank:

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Richardo

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:25 PM
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5. A magazine, two pens, (a bottle of Old Harpers) and a comb...

;)

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seemunkee

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:31 PM
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13. I'll take one of those porno mags, a large box of condoms, a bottle of Old

Harper, some of those panty shields, some illegal fireworks and a disposable enema...na...better make that two.

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Richardo

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:34 PM
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16. I'll take a Commentary, a National Review, Atlantic Monthly, one of these

Clerk (yelling): Hey Fred, how much is a copy of Orgasm?
Fred: What?
Clerk: Orgasm magazine! How much is it?

(Woody Allen in 'Bananas')

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SmileyBoy

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:25 PM
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6. get me a half dozen sticks of Oberto teriyaki flavoured beef jerky.

Jack Link's is also acceptable.

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:26 PM
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8. Get me a box of wine.

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ohiosmith

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:27 PM
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9. A pack of gum, a pint of chocolate milk, shoe strings, a Hustler,

some Chap Stick and a small bag of Fritos.

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kick-ass-bob

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:31 PM
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12. but men don't watch porn.

They use mud.

:evilgrin:

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Fusions_Minion

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:32 PM
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14. A Fafael, a loofah and

a dildo. Something big with veins please. :)

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maveric

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:34 PM
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17. A pack of Halls, sugar-free, mentholated, cough drops.

Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 03:38 PM by maveric

Thanx matcom!

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MikeG

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:41 PM
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19. A can of whoop-ass in case Skittles shows up.

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nicolemrw

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:41 PM
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20. some orange juice, please

i'm kinda' thirsty.

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Willy Wonka

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Tue Jan-04-05 03:44 PM
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21. If you can go around the corner

and get me a dime bag of the finest Cannibi, I'll be happy.

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