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Tue Jan-04-05 03:32 PM
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| Doesn't anyone have any "Yo MaMa" jokes? |
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Yo mama is so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
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| davidinalameda
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:35 PM
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Yo mama's so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
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| StopTheMorans
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:35 PM
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| 2. no, i have to go put some water in yo mama's bowl |
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Edited on Tue Jan-04-05 03:36 PM by StopTheMorans
damn, you're trying to get to 1000 posts quick hey? :D
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| Murphys_Unlawful
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:37 PM
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:37 PM
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| 4. Q.Why shouldn't you drive a minivan off a cliff with three cellos in it? |
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A: Because you could fit in at least one more.
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| Murphys_Unlawful
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:41 PM
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| 9. Huh?????? Over my head. |
| Az
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:45 PM
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| 15. Whats the difference between a cello and a tramolene? |
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You don't wear shoes to jump on a trampolene.
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| northzax
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:49 PM
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I was going to post that. SHHH, no one explain it...
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:38 PM
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| 5. Yo MaMa's so stank, her yeast infection is sour dough. |
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:39 PM
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when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:39 PM
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| 7. I saw yo mamma kickin' a box down the street... |
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I said "what cha doin'?"
She says "Movin' "
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| Commie Pinko Dirtbag
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:40 PM
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| 8. Yo momma's so big they need the Chinese alphabet to size her bra (nt) |
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:42 PM
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she has to keep Yen in one pocket and Pesos in the other.
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| Murphys_Unlawful
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:43 PM
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| 12. HaHaHaHaHa..... That one got me going. Kudos. |
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:42 PM
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| 11. Alert! This is clearly an attack on MaMas |
| Murphys_Unlawful
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:44 PM
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Just the dirty, fat, etc. Not all MaMa's.
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:47 PM
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| 16. OK, at least it's not a "Dead yo MaMa" thread |
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:45 PM
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| 14. Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower |
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Tue Jan-04-05 03:48 PM
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...she thinks Taco Bell is the phone company in Mexico.
:-)
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