"Does your Penis look like Jesus' penis?" Landover Babtist Church

[mikelewis]

At first I thought this site was a joke. I figured this is satire, no one coud possibly think this was serious. And yet... it seems to be.

Here's the penis link...
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0601/circumcise.html

This is kind of funny so I thought I'd poke around for more. It suddenly became not funny. Is this site for real?

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Is this where the Freepers worship, at the Landover Babtist Church?

[Mr. Sinister]

1. What Thong would Jesus wear?

It IS a joke site. A pretty well done one.
What makes it so funny is that it is just
one step beyond alot of these wack-ass
fundie churches.

[mzmolly]

2. It's parody.

;)

[politicaholic]

3. It's a joke site. It has a link to whitehouse.org.

[aquart]

4. This is Betty Bowers' site.

She's so close to Jesus, he validates her parking.

She's so close to Jesus, he's seen her without her makeup.

Getting it now?

A CAN OF CRISCO!!!!!!!!! LOL!

[mikelewis]

5. I know it's a joke... I was just kidding... isn't it hysterical

[prof_science]

16. Hmmm, sure, sure...

;)

[mikelewis]

6. Read the Church Sermon Archives.... They're awesome

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/sermons/index.html

Do You Have Demons In Your Colon?
Pastor Deacon Fred offers an old fashioned solution to an age old problem. Also available in Real Audio Format.


Just Because God Loves To Kill Babies, Doesn't Give You Permission!
Brother Harry Hardwick preaches directly out of the Bible on the subject of abortion

SARS: God's New Weapon of Mass Destruction
God used to wipe out entire races of people without warning, burning whole towns of perverts, killing off an entire nation of first-borns. He even drown every breathing human on land, born or unborn. Brother Hardwick teaches us that SARS is evidence that "the old God" is back!

Will Jesus Sling Little Children Into Hell For Celebrating Halloween?
Pastor Deacon Fred teaches us that "Quite frankly, the answer is absolutely YES!"

[Ready2Snap]

7. Want a real hoot

Mikey, babe, if you really think this site is for real you need a vacation.
Scroll to the bottom of the home page and click on
Read The Mail We Get.
It's both hysterical and scary.
You'll feel oh so sane, and bust a gut at the same time.
Guaranteed, or double your sins back!

[jswordy]

8. I doan care who ya are...

that there's funny!

I forwarded the circumcision site to LORENA BOBBITT!

ROFL.

[RavenSaysNeverMore]

9. This is so productive all political sites on our side need to use it

Why not get it out on hardcopy and use it in the next GOTV in rural areas? Effing morons...Ha Ha fucking ha ha.

[Old and In the Way]

10. Site is satie, but I think there are a lot of fundies who think it's not.

I think I recall seeing some Landover e-mails to the website that were seriously in agreement or taking exception to some of the content.

But Fundies don't have a well defined sense of humor.

[OneBlueSky]

11. Jesus had a penis? . . .

betcha the fundies would take great exception to this blasphemy . . .

[Deja Q]

13. Well, Jesus is just a chick with a beard...

Just as the Mona Lisa is a self-portrait of Leonardo DaVinci sans those revealing eyebrows: Very smarmy and cheeky, that Leo...

[Deja Q]

12. Oh dear lord! I hope nobody does that for real!!!

:wow:

ROTFLMAO!

[slutticus]

14. You guys should check out their hate mailbag.

I don't know what's funnier, the people who know it's fake and get pissed or the people who think it's real.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/mail/

[scottxyz]

17. Wow!

I used to read the LandoverBaptist.org website now and then for laughs - great satire.

But now - reading the hate mail - this has been very sobering. I am AMAZED at how many people don't realize that it's satire!

This has really made me wonder how intelligent the average web-surfer out there is.

[Zenlitened]

15. Gotta love the "Kristian Kids Korner"!!!

" Enjoy hours of Godly fun as the Holy Spirit steers you away from liberals, Demoncrats, Cathylicks, and disgusting pornographic smut. "

:D